Lubben Family Values

Jul 24, 2013
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Lubben Family Values -- Scammers Shelley & Garrett Lubben

It never gets old with Shelley Lubben. I could dedicate this whole site to Lubben and still have fresh posts almost daily. The latest is her “look how great my family is / give me money” Christmas letter to her inner circle.

When you read it, it’s hard to tell it was written by an alleged felon/scam artist who preys on Christian people and leads a double life as a porn loving anti porner with a pill and booze problem.

Lubben Xmas Letter 2012 Redacted version. Lubben family values

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My favorite part of this boastful, downright bizarre, 2012 holiday letter is where Shelley Lubben of Pink Cross Foundation talks about taking her 12 to 13 year old 8th grader and her school friends toilet papering…

“We believe XXXXXXXX’s favorite time with friends is when they spend the night and they make Mommy take them toilet papering”

I know what you’re thinking – Sean, it’s only toilet papering. For the most part, I agree. When I was in high school I toilet papered houses all the time. Of course I didn’t take my 8th grade brother with me and I wasn’t a Christian Crusader using my holier than thou shtick to scam people out of cash. Oh, and I was never accused of defacing private property by two eye witnesses, either…

Love Shelley - CU

So here we have Dr. Shelley Lubben (LOL) not only teaching her kid that vandalism is cool, but brainwashing little Suzy from next door as well. Now I don’t know about you, but before the neighbors take my kids out to commit property crimes, I like the courtesy “Hey, Sean, I’m taking your kids over to the Vivid building for some quality crime time” phone call.

I’m sure Shelley Lubben loves her kids. Below is Mrs. Lubben teaching her kids about human anatomy, with Professor Ronald Jeremy assisting.

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Clavicle

Clearly, Lubben is getting her clavicle signed. If it wasn’t her clavicle it would be considered lying and I’m sure Lubben would never lie to her children. That wouldn’t be very Christian-y.

Did I ever tell you about the time I took my kids to AEE to meet porn-stars? No? yea probably because it would never happen.

Anti porner and all around great mom Shelley Lubben thinks its ok to bring minors to porn events. She took her kids to “Porn Stars for Puppies.” Now, granted my expertise lies elsewhere, but I think if you take your kids to an event called “Porn stars for Puppies,” they may run into pornstars.

I will leave you with a great video by Jordan Owen on Shelley Lubben: Family Values Advocate:

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mharris127
mharris127
7 years ago

Shelley Lub-and-Hate is the most hypocritical person in California! BTW Ron Jeremy isn’t signing her clavicle, he is signing her breast. I thought it was not Christian (as the Lub-and-Hates see it) for people that aren’t Garrett Lub-and-Hate to be touching her breasts. I also thought it wasn’t Christian (again as the Lub-and-Hates see it) to vandalize property without the owner’s permission. I wonder how Shelley and Garrett would like it if ten porn performers went over to her soon to be foreclosed home, painted “Shelley Lubben is a whore” all over it and and smashed out all of the… Read more »

wit
wit
7 years ago

uh oh! an ambush clavicle signing. i hate it when that happens.

Taki
Taki
7 years ago
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It like my Japanese cousin Kamikaze.

Michael Whiteacre
Michael Whiteacre
7 years ago

Let’s not forget, Shelley’s unique spin on family values also includes defaming and threatening her own flesh and blood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXECf3Ehaqo

Michael Whiteacre
Michael Whiteacre
7 years ago

Anti-Porn campaigner Tania Fiolleau asks rhetorically on Facebook: “If she is all about family values then why did I witness her with my own eyes, [posed] bent over in the doggy position in front of the VIVID porn sign that she vandalized, sticking up her middle finger? Then when two guys pulled over in a Mercedez asking what she was doing… she walked over to their car, squished her breasts together, leaned into the window and said ‘I’m a porn star, I work here!’ and this was after she popped pills and chugged back wine.”

wit
wit
7 years ago

that’s crazy. sounds like lubben was craving a bone that night. porn tards surely are a strange bunch of assorted nutz.

Carrie
7 years ago

Great video & lmao at “This is not the fucking Taliban.”

Dakine
Dakine
7 years ago

Lubben had a sexual encounter with the family dog.

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[…] According to Google Alerts, on the same day as this most recent price drop, the Lubbens signed the deed on their new place in Tulare County’s Springville, Calif., population 1000. Sadly this leaves fewer opportunities for toilet papering nearby homes. […]

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