The NY Mets have traded Matt Harvey to the Cincinnati Reds, and the exotic dancers at Vivid Cabaret in New York, the midtown Manhattan gentlemen’s club that has the city’s tallest stripper pole and is a favorite spot for celebrities and pro athletes who like to make it rain on the gorgeous topless entertainers, have some advice for the pitching sensation.
“People say that your off-field antics and late-night partying are the cause of your poor play. I love to party too, but Dude, tone it down a bit!” said Vivid Cabaret NYC Girl Kelly.
Vivid Cabaret NYC Girl Kendra agreed. “You’ve got to do a little less burning the candle on both ends and a lot more working on your pitching mechanics!”
Vivid Cabaret NYC Girl Fiona had a different view. “Don’t worry what others think, go out and have a good time. Don’t change your lifestyle. Being happy is more important than getting some good stats. You are already rich!”
Vivid Cabaret NYC Girl Tina offered some positive thoughts. “I wish you well. You are being given a second chance and playing for the Reds is a great opportunity. You were once incredible, and you can be again.”
Vivid Cabaret is the New York home of the world famous Vivid Adult Movie Stars and the sister club to Rick’s Cabaret NYC, which is located just four blocks away. The club has received rave reviews for its warm hospitality, and features the first of its kind “VIP Ultra Lounge.” The Roof Deck Smoking Lounge and Garden is a favorite spot for celebrity, business, and private catered events.
*** Over 100 Entertainers Daily
*** Three Floors of Luxury
*** Deluxe Suites
*** VIP Ultra Lounge
*** 26 Foot Tall Stripper Pole
*** Roof Top Garden and Smoking Lounge
*** Now Open for Lunch
*** Four Stages
Here is some advice for him, from a noted pervert: When engaging in anal sex, either wear a condom or drink cranberry juice afterwards, and you won’t get a UTI that causes you to miss an opening day start.