Finally a position on Farrah’s resume full of lies and delusions that we can take seriously… Farrah Abraham has landed a job as a stripper.

Of course, the former Teen Mom star is not a real stripper, silly. Just like she’s not a porn star.

Farrah Abraham Now Stripping

Farrah’s new stripper job at Palazio Gentlemen’s Club in Austin is nothing more than research for the erotic novels she’s not literate enough to write and the serious A-list movie roles she’s not yet been offered.

“I’m doing research,” insisted Farrah. “A friend of mine works there and I am researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off.”

Farrah went on to compare her new gig to the research Jennifer Aniston did for her role in We’re the Millers. Right. Because I’m sure Jennifer got hired and collected paychecks from the clubs she spent time in.

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