Leviticus 6:1-4, “And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, If a soul sin, and commit a trespass against the LORD, and lie unto his neighbour…or hath deceived his neighbour…and lieth concerning it, and sweareth falsely; in any of all these that a man doeth, sinning therein: Then it shall be, because he hath sinned, and is guilty,”
As a purveyor of all that is holy I have a large flock that looks to me for wisdom. One of my jobs is to bring sin to light…Like Santa i have a list of sinners that i check on daily ..
Did Slubs just tell someone Ron just walked up to her and signed her clavicle? Shelley that’s your boob. Your clavicle is about 4 inches higher… Please refer to the image below, those bones at the bottom of the pic are your clavicle…
Psalms 31:18, “Let the lying lips be put to silence;”
Now Shelley look at the picture below..? That’s your boob..If Ron Jeremy walked up to without your permission and signed your BOOB that’s sexual assault…lol
Job 13:4, “But ye are forgers of lies, ye are all physicians of no value.”
Now for someone who was allegedly sexually assaulted by a porn legend you don’t look too upset.
Psalms 52:2-4, “Thy tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully. Thou lovest evil more than good; and lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah. Thou lovest all devouring words, O thou deceitful tongue.”
Innocent as a Dove?? Is this you in the video below???
Leviticus 19:11, “Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.”
Witness at auction “There was something decidedly WRONG with her that night. She bid $400, then $500, then $600 on the Ron Jeremy date without intervening bids.”
Did you try and win a date with porn legend Ron Jeremy? How did you pay for that date by the way? With funds that were donated to Pinkcross to use to “rescue sex workers”????
Proverbs 19:5, “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.”
No there is nothing wrong with a few drinks. Unless, of course, you’re a self admitted abuser of alcohol and drugs who passes judgment on others who drink. I ask all of you does this look like a picture of sober chick who was allegedly sexually assaulted?
Jeremiah 9:3, “And they bend their tongues like their bow for lies: but they are not valiant for the truth upon the earth; for they proceed from evil to evil, and they know not me, saith the LORD.”
Shelley Lubben , Woman of God and owner of signed boobs
Oh, DAYHMN!!!! This woman is, like, the F7 tornado of myopia. I know clavicles, Shelley, and that is NOT where RJ signed his name. And plus, that still doesn’t explain the fact that you PAID good money to get him to do the deed. Money, BTW, that came directly from your ministry that went to funding more of that very porn you are attempting to “save” people from!! Explain that to your peeps, ma’am. And, I guess that those stipper moves you cut up at the PSK were just you getting into the Holy Spirit and showing the heathens out… Read more »
As someone formerly associated with Lubben wrote me earlier this evening: “She looked up to God for help? First of all, she has a smile on her face. Second of all, why does she need God’s help on this one?! All she has to do is swat his hand away and tell him “no.” What is she wanting God to do — strike him with lightning?! What a liar — and this idiot actually believes her?” One year after the fact, she claims that Ron Jeremy — one of the sweetest gentlemen I know, and not even a social drinker… Read more »
just judging from her expression in the photo, it appears to me that she is offering god to cop a feel…as opposed to seeking help…but that’s just me. histrionic personality disorder fits her very nicely. good choice. 😉
Yeah right, Lubhead. You wanted Ron Jeremy in the most sexual way and you know it! I bet the real reason for the accusations is that Ron wouldn’t fuck you that night and give you your money’s worth. News flash: Ron Jeremy will only fuck women that don’t have raging cases of herpes and also don’t have some sort of uncontrolled severe mental health disorder.
Her tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are. She would fantasise about it. Even hinting at such an intimate encounter despite knowing the true impossibility of it ever really happening. To gaze across the table into his eyes on a cold but clear January night. High atop on the hotel balcony they then stand. The uncomfortable, sensual and conflicted feelings of lust, rivalry, deisre, passion and hate all combined at once. How long can they fight against it? She would move over to the balcony railings, placing both hands on the surface of the railings… Read more »
How would this one end? If you’re referring to Lubben’s strange plea to meet me for a quiet dinner for two in Las Vegas, it would end with me vomiting over the side of the balcony. A even clearer example of Lubben’s tendency to believe that relationships are more intimate than they actually are is her life-long habit of name-dropping. It didn’t begin with Pink Cross. She desperately wants to believe that she is loved, trusted, supported, etc… This also goes to her constant need for reassurance and approval. Naming people who supposedly “love” her, and publishing photos taken on… Read more »
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