Every morning I get up, grab the iPad and sit on the toilet. While there relaxing with my thoughts, I check my twitter to see if any real people added me, or just hot chicks who want to have sex with me. Lo and behold I had a new follower, a real person – none other then Tara Akinlose herself. Yes, the chick who says that I’ve threatened her, stalked her, harassed her and made her life a living hell is now FOLLOWING ME.
Seems rather odd. I should think she would want nothing to do with me. Then I read her twitter, it seems that Fat Tara is hanging it up, no more porn. I for one am sad. I want her online when she gets her special delivery. I want her to tweet her spin on it so I can laugh at what a fucking lying piece of shyt she is.
I wanna watch her suffer a slow painful end. So, I’m down on one knee doing the Tebow and praying to the gods of Alexandaism that her leaving is only her having an allergic reaction to the 4th bag of Cheetos she ate for breakfast…
Damn, son..can you give us at least some warning before you post stuff like this:
I’m laughing so hard I almost lost my keyboard from spilling my PowerAde.
And not even Tebow deserves that smack by association.
LOL
Anthony
ive got get my tebow disses in were i can…i just hope Bayless doesn’t find out ive committed this heinous act ..lol
I was personally hoping that the Akinloser would have to eat crow in a California jail or prison myself. I hope the lawsuits against her are heard soon and that she actually shows up to court this time. I am still laughing at her for filing her insane $300 lawsuit and not showing up claiming that she “punk’d” three people. I know that if I were a judge I would not think highly of someone that used the court system to “punk” people! Akinloser will get her “punk’d” moment when Michael Whiteacre has a $500K judgement against her and 25%… Read more »