Every morning I get up, grab the iPad and sit on the toilet. While there relaxing with my thoughts, I check my twitter to see if any real people added me, or just hot chicks who want to have sex with me. Lo and behold I had a new follower, a real person – none other then Tara Akinlose herself. Yes, the chick who says that I’ve threatened her, stalked her, harassed her and made her life a living hell is now FOLLOWING ME.
Seems rather odd. I should think she would want nothing to do with me. Then I read her twitter, it seems that Fat Tara is hanging it up, no more porn. I for one am sad. I want her online when she gets her special delivery. I want her to tweet her spin on it so I can laugh at what a fucking lying piece of shyt she is.
I wanna watch her suffer a slow painful end. So, I’m down on one knee doing the Tebow and praying to the gods of Alexandaism that her leaving is only her having an allergic reaction to the 4th bag of Cheetos she ate for breakfast…
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