James Bartholet is NOT gay
And if that doesn’t blow your damn mind, James is also clairvoyant
The National Weather Service should hire James to forecast major weather events..How great would that be?
Its a beautiful warm June day, you and the john you picked up at target are about to have sex behind a dumpster when you get an iPhone alert saying James Bartholet is saying to going to snow.
You quickly pull the untested penis out of your mouth, jump in an uber and tell him to turn on the heat..Only to find out James just bought 3 ounces of Bolivian nasal dust from his Asian connect..
Not all predators are look like wolves..