CARSON CITY, Nev. — Taking his lead from a German brothel that recently advertised for a full time prostitute ‘tester’, Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof announced he will hire a team of ‘brothel testers’ to oversee ‘quality’ control at each of his seven Nevada legal brothels.
“The job is exactly what it sounds like,” Hof said. “You get paid a full-time salary to have sex with beautiful girls — and then evaluate their performance.”
“I come from a background in sales, and delivering a quality product should always be the top priority of any salesman,” Hof said “In the age of digital media and online customer-generated product reviews, business owners should be more aware than ever of the feedback from their client base.”
According to Hof, hiring someone to oversee customer satisfaction is the key ingredient to ensuring the Bunny Ranch brand’s continued success, and he wants that quality control to originate from the hands-on experience of the testers he’s hiring.
The job interviewing process has already begun, and interested applicants should send their resumes directly to Hof at firstname.lastname@example.org.