Cops Investigate ‘House MILF’ Craigslist Ad, Allegedly Posted By A UVM Senior

Sep 3, 2013
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Are you an “attractive older woman” [meaning older than 25] that’s looking for demeaning part-time employment with no benefits and endless drudgery? Then 10 “fun and clean” University of Vermont seniors have got the job for you.

Someone claiming to write on behalf of a house full of UVM students posted a Craigslist ad in Burlington requesting the services of a “House MILF” to cater to their household needs. In exchange, the ad says, she’ll get her sexual needs met by “fit 20 somethings.”

In other words, the ad indicated that the students would rather prostitute themselves than do their chores. If that offer sounds stupid to begin with, whomever wrote it might soon regret it even more, now that Burlington Police are investigating the ad on suspicion of “solicitation,” according to the Burlington Free Press.

Naturally, every attractive, 25-year-old woman in greater Burlington is just jumping at the chance for such prized employment. But before you get too excited, be warned that the Craigslist ad has been removed. Here’s a screen shot of it, courtesy of Gawker:

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UVM spokesman Enrique Corredera thinks its possible that the post could have originated outside the student body. “Since Craiglist does not release the names of individuals posting ads, we do not yet know for a fact that this ill-advised and offensive post originated with a University of Vermont student or students,” Corredera told the Burlington Free Press. Then again, this isn’t the first time UVM has been accused of harboring paleolithic attitudes towards sex.

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mharris127
mharris127
10 years ago

I always thought a MILF was a woman older than 30. 25 is stretching it a bit, that is for sure. Even at 25 this senior would likely have to be in her last year of a master’s degree. At least when I was in academia most bachelor’s degree seniors were only 22-23. I know it has been many years but I graduated with a bachelor’s at 23 and I had a lot of coursework towards a second major to boot. Heck, at my last university the MILF I wanted to fuck was 45 (no sex took place, sorry —… Read more »

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