The Dirty Jersey Files: Exxxotica Atlantic City 2014 part 3

Exxxotica Atlantic City 2014 part 3 —

After the Fanny Awards, I made the mistake of sitting at a video poker machine for way too long. Then I sat at the bar for quite some time, watching the lounge hookers try to pick up tricks. I love watching the look on the trick’s face when the working girl tells him her goal is dollars, not dick.

When I arrived to the Exxxotica Expo’s Sunday session, I had one mission from the higher ups, find Dakota Skye and take a photo of her with a TRPWL shirt. Took me a bit to find her, she’s really tiny — 5’3, 100lbs according to IAFD, and I think she might be trying to sneak an inch or so.

 

As I walked the expo floor, I could feel the hangover coming on with every bass thump on the sound system. It is all kind of hazy, I think only my lizard brain was functioning. It is a good thing I had a camera to capture the memories, like I need to check out some Miley May porn.

I saw Adriana Chechik, and smiled. Philly girls at the Jersey Shore are kinda known to leave guys smiling.

I know I took two photos of Chastity Lynn yesterday, but when I saw her talking to Kristina Rose, I had to capture a fantasy tag team moment.

Chaturbate always has a large booth with girls doing cam shows. I wish they would have had Fanny Cyber Hustler award winner Chronic Love there.

Finally, I have to tell you about Fanny Award winner Veronica Rodriguez’s booth. It was a wild party every time I passed by it. One time there was a video guy filming while she and a handful of other chicks were out in the aisle dancing around and booty shaking, people all over the place. Her little butt was moving too fast for me to get a decent pic, so I went back to get her photo during a lull in the chaos.

That wrapped up my abbreviated time at Exxxotica’s Atlantic City event. The bass thumps in my head reaching to a crippling depth conveniently coincided with the exhibitors starting to box things up, so I began my trek home. I look forward to the lack of gambling at November’s Exxxotica Expo in Edison, NJ, allowing me more rest.