Rossie Brovent found out the hard way. Allegedly, she was cheating on Ryan Fitzgerald, her boyfriend and tattoo artist, from Dayton, OH. As it happened, Rossie asked Fitzgerald to tattoo a fantasy scene from Narnia on her back.
Fitzgerald agreed, then proceeded to get Rossie drunk. While under the influence, he had her sign a consent form stating that the artwork was at the artist’s discretion. He then happily went about tattooing a huge turd on her back.
It seems, quality artwork notwithstanding, Rossie was not amused when she noticed that she had a huge pile of shit, complete with flies buzzing around it, permanently using up significant real estate space on her back.
In retaliation, Rossie slammed a $100,000 lawsuit on Fitzgerald’s ass. It could prove interesting to see how the lawyers play this one.
Source: Manolith