Here’s an email from the only person to have ever been cured of herpes. Apparently Lubben err The Pink Cross, needs money AGAIN.
EMERGENCY!
Greetings!
We need your help immediately! We hired a web company to update the Pink Cross web site and after the updates many things were broken. We have spent the last couple months trying to fix everything. Each time we found an error the company made us pay to fix it, even though their updates broke our site!
But we had NO idea the donation button and the paypal button on the site wasn’t working all this time, especially in Internet Explorer. Even our web store is broken!
We actually thought people stopped loving Pink Cross! We are almost completely out of finances and we will NOT be able to keep the web site up or continue daily operations or help our women if our friends don’t give this week.
If Pink Cross has helped you in ANY way or if you value what Pink Cross does for the world, PLEASE donate today to help us get through this time. For those of you who give with recurring payments or mail them to Pink Cross, we
are so grateful you did that because it has sustained us. But we need all of our friends to give any generous amount you can to help us through the next month while we continue to fix the web site and carry on with our daily operations.
Seems old Slubs is up to her old bullshyt of begging for cash. Instead of just saying my mortgage is due, Lubben says her website is in need of repair. And of all things, her paypal button doesn’t work…lol A paypal button is nothing more than a code, given to you by paypal. You put it were you want it and when people click it they’re redirected to paypal:
This is Shelley Lubben’s Pinkcross donate page:
When you click the PayPal icon you’re redirected here:
You can’t fuck that up. All paypal transactions are done ON PAYPAL. They give you the code and the buttons and you simply plug it in.
When some one asked her why she didn’t get someone to donate time to pinkcross to help with the website. Lubben responded with:
The problem is that our sites require an expert Drupal programmer. It’s complex management system and we can’t just let anyone on the sites to work unless they understand the major programming involved.
First, according to Lubben, she’s a self taught web designer. Second, its been said that her chronic masturbator Roger handles the websites. But let’s pretend for the sake of this post that Lubben is telling the truth.
I posted an ad on Elance. Elance is a place for people who are looking to get things done but typically they’re on a budget. They post the job and people come in and bid on it. You then go thru the bids, look at their portfolio and award the job. Using the info that Shelley provided I created a job listing. I listed the site being built using drupal and paypal buttons needed to be coded and the site’s store wasn’t in working order all of the time.
The cheapest bid came back at $60 US, it was a Indian programmer who had a pretty good portfolio. The highest was $190 US, they were located in country and also offered a money back back guarantee for up to 30 days after work was completed.
If you go to Drupal’s website or even Google Drupal it’s billed as one of the easiest open source web apps out there.
This email is just another fraudulent attempt by Shelley Lubben and The Pink Cross to STEAL money from hardworking people. The good thing is, she’s running out of ways to rip people off.
Wait a damn minute…you mean that a woman who just financed a $400K home and probably spent a pretty penny on her “treatment” still can’t find $190 to properly run her website??
My, how the mighty have fallen. I guess God ran out of cures for her, ehhhh??
A $480,000 home.
Yes, Anthony, why didn’t Jesus Christ repair her website — seeing as how she’s on a mission from God and all.
Better yet, how did the Lord almighty allow it to get broken in the first place? I thought Lubben said she “has favor”…
compared to curing herpes, you’d think maintaining a website would be a cakewalk.
Lubben writes: “our sites require an expert Drupal programmer…”
One of the advantages of using Drupal is you frequently don’t need a programmer. Drupal has a lot of built in functionality and contributed modules to provide flexibility that allows non-programmers to produce good looking web sites.
Who here thinks that Pink Cross V.P. Roger “the chronic masturbator” Niccum was an “expert Drupal programmer”? And if he is — why isn’t he fixing the site right now? Why did the Lubbens need to hire an outside “web company”?
This hooey is SO incredibility transparent…
chronic masturbating may not leave enough time for trivial stuff like website maintenance.
Comments like that are one of the reasons why we love you, Wit.
thank you. that’s why i do it.
Shelley Lube-and-Hate needs to grow a brain, quick! There are several web programs that are (relatively) easy to use, most of it is fill in the blank/cut and paste at the appropriate place on the page. We used one at the credit union I worked for, my boss and I designed our website ourselves and our education is in financial accounting, not computers (it is no longer up as we were merged into another credit union years ago). Back in 2001 the service was about $2K a year but now many internet providers provide a free site with subscription to… Read more »
It’s a fine line between Lube-and-Hate.
I sort of like my new name for Shelley as well. She lubes up her brain on fifths of vodka or tequila and spews out the hate. It is sad that she can trick so many otherwise good people into believing her bullshit and making her mortgage payments for her. Michael (for his Facebook page, making the videos and investigating Pink Satan) and Sean (for reporting on Shelley here) deserve all the credit for exposing Shelley’s lies to the general public. I wonder how many donors Shelley has figuratively fucked up the ass with her eight foot staff using her… Read more »
Posted early today — July 12, 2012 — on Lubben’s Facebook wall
“UPDATE ON WEB SITES: God is so good! The donation page and the stores on both sites are working now. We still need to rebuild different parts of Pink Cross but at least the donation pages and store works so please go ahead and donate and help us catch up this month! I have women who need help right away. Thank you!”
There you go, folks! It’s a miracle!!! A $60 miracle.
LMFAO What a joke
Lubben wrote in a related post that they need to “catch up” financially because Pink Cross has “women who need our help right away” — but, who? She name one.
And don’t cry “confidentiality” — Lubben never had trouble naming the recipients of her minuscule largesse in the past; in fact, it was a requirement.
She’d pose for photos with them, put them on video, use their real names, and have them recount nightmarish tales that all sounded alike.
WHERE IS THE MONEY GOING?
*She WON’T name one.