PHILADELPHIA, Penn. — Adult entertainment site POPPORN.com has announced the winners of the fan-driven 2015 POPPORN Awards (formerly TLA RAW Awards), celebrating exceptional talent and sizzling achievements in adult entertainment.
“We’re super stoked to announce this year’s winners!” said Cody Short, POPPORN.com’s Director of Content & Marketing. “Voter turnout for the POPPORN Awards was better than ever this year, and we’re glad that we’re able to give the hardcore porn fans a chance to cast their votes and make their voices heard… even if a few of the big winners make us feel sort of like we need to go take a week-long shower. We’re looking at you, Weekends at Grandpas.”
This year’s winners include:
Best Sex Toy: 3D Diana Lifelike Mega Sex Doll (Doc Johnson)
The award nominees were chosen exclusively by POPPORN’S staff of adult product retailers and sexuality experts, who narrowed down the finalists for the fans to choose from at POPPORN’s site. Many of this year’s awards winners are repeat champions, like top director Mason, perennial favorite MILF Lisa Ann and Hypest Dick title holder James Deen.
“We’d like to ask the porn industry’s male talent to please up their game a little bit,” added Short. “James Deen has won this award every year that it’s existed, and frankly, we’re sick of all the attention he’s getting.”
Taboo Family Affairs volume 2?!?
Weekends at Grandpas?!?
Brazzers?!?
Mason is the only director in porn that knows how to work a camera?!?
Either this list was released on April 1st or someone has a sense of humor beyond that of mortal man.
If those award choices were based on sales at their website, I strongly suggest people ask to be paid in advance.