Underground apocalypse porn bunker in the Valley? We’ll take 11 of this story, please. Van Nuys company Pink Visual announced last week (NSFW) that it’s “begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.” The bunker will include several fully-stocked bars (but for how long??), a stage, and of course a porn studio. A plan of the site also shows “co-ed glass shower enclosure decontamination units” and a “hydroponics / refrigeration beverage center.”
PV says they hope to finish major construction by September 2012 in order to be ready for the December 21 apocalypse. While spokesman Quentin Boyer told LA Weekly that at the very least PV will have an awesome one-night party, plus a spare bunker come December 22, he also says in the release “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury, whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung Earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above.”
all the world leaders and dictators have their underground bunkers ready. now porn industry people will be safe, too. if all life on earth is annihilated, except the politicos and the porn people – it will make for an interesting new world order…i just wonder who will screw whom over first? 😉
I thought Steve Hirsch was an attention hog with a boat load of money to spend but the new attention hog with money is Quentin Boyer! Next he will be offering Octomom $2 million to take a penis up the bum in his new bunker or Casey Anthony $10 million to be copulated by Marc Wallice bareback anal style. Seriously, these stories from Vivid and now PV lately make porn look really silly. The $50 million or so PV is putting into this bunker could make a lot of pornos and put many under-worked porn stars to work.
Quentin is a good guy with a dry sense if humor.
Nonetheless, I’m reserving my spot in the bunker ASAP. When it’s time to embrace the horror, I can’t think of better company than girls who love A2M.
this has got to be some BS stunt to gain publicity. There is no way they are really doing this..what a HUGE waste of money and TAX write off. There are so many other things that could be done with that kinda money…helping people….Hell open a sheltered for battered women or something..
yea i was thinking the same thing..im sure it will be used in some sort of porn..lol
I wouldn’t mind spending a night in the bunker once it is complete if half the women of porn were there as well. I would give a new meaning to “fertility chambers”. All I need is a plane ticket to Chatsworth, an APHSS test, a box of Trojans and a case of Viagra! I would invite Madeline from Kink, she will probably be due for a night as a submissive by that time. Michael can bring his favorite porn girl and have at it in one of the other chambers. Seriously, who builds a underground bunker now that the Cold… Read more »