Porn Star Fails: The Rilynn Rae Story

Jan 28, 2014
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For the last 5 months I’ve pretty much sworn off tard bashing. My critically acclaimed series “Tales from The Tard Side” hasn’t seen a fresh post since March 2013. I stopped for a few reasons: one, people wanted ad spots so I wanted to be more professional and two, I learned the tards liked the attention.

A porn tard usually turns into a porn tard after getting kicked to the curb, so any attention from porners — even the “lets make fun of her and laugh ‘cuz shes a fucking dumb drunk who took a bad check for sex” kinda of attention — is good in their crossed eyes …

With that being said, I’m a peacock and you gotta let me fly… So I will begin a new series, a series that will most likely score me writing gig on “Murder She Wrote”…

This is the first of what will be 1,887,876 posts in this soon to be Pulitzer winning series..

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There’s a backstory to this that will be explored in depth at a later date. Long story short, Rilynn Rae has a thing for little tiny Canadians named Jessy Jones who like to choke women.. When her lover violated a Restraining Order at AVN he was detained by Hard Rock security, maybe arrested and maybe charged with more crimes… So like all bad mutherfuckers, Rilynn took to Twitter to show how gangster she was. Forget that she and the party she was attacking were both in the same place for many hours and this could have been handled there.. No No..It’s twitter beef…

So what does this dumb chick do? She tweets Kendall Karson’s legal name to her. Not a huge deal but not a good thing either.. What makes it worse is, she tweets it attached to a screen shot with a link to a site that attacks hundreds of active pornstars – essentially promoting it to her 59,000 plus followers (who may or may not be all real).

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Ok, maybe this chick is just fucking stupid and had NO idea who runs the site she’s promoting. So, me being the coolest of the cool, I reach out to the BF of this dumbass, explain that she’s promoting a pornstar hate site. He responds with the usual shit but said he asked her to take it down and she refused.

What does this retarded bitch do next?? She tweets Axel Braun looking for work

RtoaxelThe same Axel Braun pictured below, the guy standing in between Kendall Karson and Ryan Driller after THEY won an Xbiz Award for a scene in his movie, like 4 days ago…

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Note to tards, when attacking pornstars and promoting hate sites, do it at least 30 days after award season ends…

It just gets better though. Yesterday the Canadian choker told me he had the support of the whole adult industry:

“should know both side before you support someone who pays you to..the whole industry is behind me on this…good luck with all this buddy.”

Hmmm, Maybe not the WHOLE industry BUDDY..

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That’s all for now. I’m off to cash Kendall Karson’s checks…

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mharris127
mharris127
6 years ago

Outing porn performers legal names wasn’t cool when Donkey did it and it isn’t cool for Rilynn to do it either. I know most performers don’t care about their legal names being out there anymore but there are still some that have to hide their career choice from friends and family for various reasons. For the record I don’t know which opinion Kendall has on this or her family situation (frankly before reading this article I didn’t know that Kendall wasn’t her legal name). I hoped Rilynn was smarter than this, she actually isn’t a bad performer (at least in… Read more »

Crunkleschwitz
Crunkleschwitz
6 years ago

Come on, if whores thought about consequences, the industry would be 7 broke down warthogs. Young whores, stupid decisions, meth-bortions, suit case pimp, Backpage/Red Roof Inn retirement package. That is the way it is supposed to be. Now to the meat and potatoes info, that I don’t see in the article, does this Rittalin Ray whore take in the Fart Locker? If not, I have no use for her. I’m culling the herd in 2014. If a chick refuses to accept Parolee Pecker in her Puckered Poopchute, then I refuse to waste my precious faps on her. Life is too… Read more »

mharris127
mharris127
6 years ago
Reply to  Crunkleschwitz

I think Rilynn has taken it up the ass at least once on screen. I don’t know if it was by a parolee or not. She has worked on a site where Jack Hammer is male talent in almost every scene but I don’t know if he is on parole or not (I have read that a performer by that name did time for murder in the 90’s but don’t know if this is the same Jack Hammer or not). For the record most male performers are not on parole, even Rob Black got off parole last year. It sounds… Read more »

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