The Saddest Serenity Haze Post Yet

The Saddest Serenity Haze Post Yet

If there’s one thing I don’t do over at LukeIsBack.com is kick a crazy bitch when they’re down..Luckily, this is TRPWL, so lets get to kicken.

Succeeding in porn is a combination of several things, one important thing is delivering a good scene..Something Serenity has yet to do..Behold exhibit A:

http://efukt.com/21379_The_Dumbest_Cunt_In_Porn.html

That’s the same shoot were Serenity lied and said was she was raped and then wasn’t paid. Both of which turned out to be a lie.

The 2nd time she claimed to not have been paid, I emailed her agent
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I wonder which one is lying?

So after the Woodman vid showed up on line, people begin to question whether or not she could take a porn sized dick. Her response was her BF was 9.5 inches, she even went as far as to post a pic

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A couple days later, her BF got major plastic surgery, he know looks like this:

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Hmmm, Odd. Its almost like those are different dudes..

From Serenity’s online diary

Day by day it’s more impossible to cope, I feel like I’m the one that’s doing dope
Can’t keep a steady hand because I’m nervous, Every Sunday morning I’m in service
Playing for forgiveness , And trying to find an exit out of the business
I know the Lord is looking at me, But yet and still it’s hard for me to feel happy
I often drift while I drive, Havin fatal thoughts of suicide
BANG and get it over with, And then I’m worry-free, but that’s bullshit
I got a little boy to look after, And if I died then my child would be a bastard
I had a man down with me, But to me it seemed like he was down to get me
He helped me out in this shit, But to me he was just another bitch
Now he’s back with his mother,Now I’m realizing that I love him
Now I’m feeling lonely, My mind is playing tricks on me

Could it be Serenity has no BF?  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

What the fuck, Serenity doesn’t need a BF, she’s single and ready to mingle. Maybe she can go hang out with Sheena Ryder

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Maybe not.

Maybe Kurt Lockwood can show her around Vegas, introduce her to some nice guyslockkkk

Maybe Not

Well at least her agent and her got each others back.

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Maybe not.

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So Serenity has now got rid of 3rd agent in like 3 months..It surely couldn’t be that she’s the issue right?

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She must of left her KKK mask and a few nails from the last cross she built at Johns.

Serenity 7

LOL hmmm were do I start?  Ok, Uncle Joker, Matrix is her agency, the ones that got her all 3 of her shoots. That comment does explain why you’re a Serenity fan, I bet you get all the best parking spots, my only question is do you wear a helmet and floaties when you eat soup?

At least she has her fans

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Maybe Not

At least she’s not racist

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Maybe Not

At least she has a safe full of money

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How many $5 gift cards does it take to flood a safe?

 

Ill leave you with her response to the EfuKt guy

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8 Responses to "The Saddest Serenity Haze Post Yet"

  1. Stupidity Haze ...   June 19, 2016 1:37 am at 1:37 AM

    Does it bother anyone else that this woman has the temerity to falsely accuse Pierre Woodman of rape out of one side of her mouth, only to have the audacity to actively wish fellow industry peer Sheena Ryder to be gang raped out of the other side of her mouth? I actually know REAL victims of rape and sexual assault, and find these statements of hers despicable. I get that she’s young and stupid, but that’s not a sufficient excuse for either of these statements, It’s clear that we’re witnessing her adult career in it’s death throes, which is certainly for the best for everybody, as she’s not hot and has literally nil sucking and fucking skills, so her ass getting bussed back down to the minors of the industry to webcam for $5 gift cards makes the most sense for all concerned parties. Cherish that flooded safe of yours Miss Haze, because like they say on Game of Thrones, winter is coming!

     
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    • TRPWL-Sean   June 19, 2016 8:37 am at 8:37 AM

      Best comment yet…

       
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  2. crunkleschwitz   June 21, 2016 8:42 am at 8:42 AM

    Could shake any Alabama trailer park and have 3 hotter ho’s fall out who would provide less headaches.

    That said, I do love laughing at retarded broads and the white knight shut ins who love em.

     
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  3. jessicastone   June 24, 2016 10:41 pm at 10:41 PM

    The sorry bitch thinks she can swindle her way into some cash by lying on Woodman about rape she’s nothing but a trailer trash bitch that thinks she can lie and get money off of a director ! Can somebody please tell this dumb bitch that Rape victims don’t blog about being raped what a fucking idiot oh and her head is as small as a apple there can’t be a brain in there maybe its all that nappy ass weave in her head and all those retarded ass faces she makes this bitch really thinks someone is gonna pay her for all the retarded ass shit she’s done her pussy and her ass was probably already burning before she even got to the shoot with woodman she just blamed it on him at the end of the shoot and can someone please give this retarded bitch an English lesson because right is not spelled rite and wtf does “ses” mean ? Because says is spelled says not ses

     
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  4. Terry   July 20, 2016 7:17 pm at 7:17 PM

    She’s also a big Trump supporter.

    https://www.facebook.com/lidia.leann.3

     
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  5. TRPWL - Sucks Fag Dick   July 28, 2016 7:08 pm at 7:08 PM

    Sean was DMing Serenity on Twitter, telling her he’d stop harassing her on this shit website if she “watched him on cam”. LOL pathetic little queer. I’d have the proof if her account wasn’t suspended.

     
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    • TRPWL-Sean   July 29, 2016 8:18 am at 8:18 AM

      LOL Oh man, you caught me..Dammit, i was so hoping to keep that a secret…

       
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