Shelley Lubben Gets Caught Cheating, Husband Files For Divorce

Mar 15, 2016
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Outside of winning multiple awards for my word-smithing, I’m also up to date on the latest edition of the Shelley Lubben Bible or as some call it, The Slubs New testament. Using the dead Slubs sea scrolls Ive translated the following commandments.

1.Thou shalt steal from the elderly.

2. Thou shalt get gangbanged on a picnic table and lie about it.

3. Thou shalt say god cured me of herpes

4. Thou shalt spend anti-porn donations on a date with Ron Jeremy.

5. Thou shalt grind thy vagina on Mr. Marcus.

6. Thou shalt get hopped up on pills and swing a stick widely in thy backyard while mumbling.

7. Thou shalt vandalize the Vivid headquarters

8. Thou shalt commit tax fraud, and then when thy money runs out, shut down thy scam.

9.Thou shalt cheat on thy husband.

It would appear that Lubben has followed her commandments to a T.

Kissing someone that’s not her husband:

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Lead to all kinds of different legal proceedings. Divorce being one of them

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So much for this:

Shelley and Garrett

 

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Greg
Greg
2 years ago

On Oct. 12, 2018, Shelly’s boyfriend, 28-year-old Joseph Valley, was sentenced to 11 years in prison for vehicular homicide. On Nov. 7, 2017, Valley hit and killed a 50-year-old man riding a bicycle on a mountain road outside of Springville, California (he and Shelley lived in a house nearby) while driving drunk in Shelley’s PT Cruiser. Witnesses led sheriff’s deputies to the house, where he was arrested and taken to jail.

BTW: Shortly after this incident, the house she shared with Valley mysteriously burned down and Shelley moved out of the area, leaving no forwarding address.

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