As some of you already know, I have an obsession with bears. No, not the kind that Monica Foster’s dad tries to pick up on Friday nights but more like Ursus Arctos Horribilis. So, late a night I find myself on YouTube looking for new bear attack vids or possibly the lost footage of Treadwell getting eaten.
Knowing that deserving people are being turned into bear shyt is one thing that helps me thru my days of dealing with drunk retards. In fact, I just donated to an effort to expand the black bears habitat to include parts of Vegas…but that’s another story.
So here I am perusing YouTube for graphic bear maulings when I accidentally hit most viewed, there right next to “Charlie Bit My Finger Again” is a vid with 260,974,781 views titled “Thigh Massage Video.” How can a vid of a leg massage get 260 million hits? I was forced to find out…
Please watch at your own risk. It’s pretty obvious that pervs have been watching this vid in a effort to get off. As I watched in horror my only regret was I didn’t have a PinkCross hat to protect me from this vile display of porn.
Notice how his hands are rubbing the soft creamy thighs of the patient, most likely her slightly hairy vagina is tingling with excitement as she lays there thinking about Kayden Kross. With each rub she gets wetter and wetter as his hands slip down to her middle thigh area. Now her mind is racing – wondering if hes gonna reach under that towel and start rubbing her ass, oil it up and loosen her up with a finger. Right around the 1:10 mark you can tell that all that’s on her mind is anal sex. She wants him to fuck her in the ass.
Watching this vid I Knew after they cut that there was most likely a threesome with another hot chick. It’s probably part 3 and when I find it I will let you know. We can all join together and have this sick shyt taken off Youtube.
