In case there are still one or two human beings on the planet who don’t understand what goes into a celebrity sex tape, allow me to give you Cassy’s Cliff Notes: a D-List celebrity who is famous for no real reason other than family money (Kim Kardashian), their family name (Paris Hilton), a Playboy spread (Kendra Wilkinson), or giving birth on MTV at 16 (Farrah Abraham) has sex on camera, their sex partner or someone else relevant to the situation “leaks” it, the “star” signs off on the rights to the tape because they realize that getting banged on camera will probably make them lots of money, said “victim” plays the “victim card” for all it’s worth by publicly clutching their pearls in horror over the “violation” and both parties in conjunction with corporations like Vivid Entertainment make tons of money off of the perverts who download it.
Still with me? Good. Sorry about that. I just hate to think that anyone who clicked on this article (thank you, by the way) would still be uninformed about this kind of thing. Now that we’re all on the same page, can someone please get Farrah’s parents on here with us? In the words of Barbara Evans, what the friggin’ frig?!
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