Christopher Pagano, 42, was arrested by Philadelphia police over the weekend after a fourth woman came forward claiming he asked her to rub the holey dairy on his crotch. The alleged dairy fiend faces 20 total charges.
He’s Swiss outta luck.
A dairy die-hard who uses the holey cheese to get off was briefly back behind bars after a fourth victim came forward accusing the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” of cheesy come-ons.
Christopher Pagano, 42, allegedly waves a piece of Swiss cheese at a passing woman in Philadelphia sometime last year. A total of four victims have come forward claiming he made cheesy come-ons.
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Are we absolutely sure this isn’t something from The Onion? I mean, people are into some weird shit, but this is a perversion I’ve never heard of, and that’s a short list.
I remain skeptical on this one until all the facts are in … if there are any.