Not So Smart, Cover Buying, Heavily Filtered, BBW Lauren Phillips wants your vote in the Urban X Awards—she’s up for Most Popular BBW MILF Performer, and she’s determined that this will be the year she takes home the Amazon Prime trophy.
Recently, the scam Urban X Awards announced their 2025 nominees. Your favorite fake ginger Lauren Phillips, made the impressive list of women up for Most Popular MILF Performer again. She’s asking her 7 fans and 3 industry friends to #rockthevote for her. And this year, it only takes one vote since it’s only one vote per IP.
“I would LOVE to add an Urban X Award! If I win, I will immediately go the Chinese food buffet with my publicist Erika “Shrek” Icon, said Lauren
Buffet Owner Ching Wong added “No Way let them in Buffet, last time ate too much food and ling Lings cat, I tell them you buy cat too, but fattest one said I had to love her long time. I run away call police”
So Erika Icon ate Ching Wongs dog? Then refused to pay for it? And wanted sex too? That doesn’t seem like something someone in sex work should be doing.
Is there an EGOT equivalent for porn awards?