Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone who’s ever paid $9.99 for a 2006 Phyllisha Anne scene: Christmas came early this year. The self-appointed savior of porn stars, Amanda Gullesserian (aka Phyllisha Anne, aka Amanda Lynn McGuire, aka whatever alias she was hiding under in Texas this week), just pleaded guilty to stealing from the very union she pretended to lead. Yes, the same woman who spent years screeching about “worker exploitation” got caught with her manicured hand in the cookie jar, using the IEAU debit card like it was her personal OnlyFans tipping button.

Let’s savor the details, because they’re deliciously pathetic.

Between 2019 and 2021, while actual performers were scraping together $300 scene rates during a pandemic, Queen Amanda treated the International Entertainment Adult Union’s bank account like her private ATM. We’re talking a measly $3,873.50 (pocket change for most embezzlers, but apparently a fortune when your idea of “leadership” is buying Starbucks and Victoria’s Secret on the dues of broke 19-year-old newbies). She even cooked the books and lied to the Department of Labor because, honestly, why stop at theft when you can add federal fraud to the résumé?

And the best part? This is the same genius who, in 2020, publicly accused other union officers of stealing $210,000, demanded the organization be dissolved, threatened lawsuits, then two weeks later went “Oopsie, my bad, nobody stole anything!” Turns out the only thief in the room was the one pointing fingers while hiding the receipts in her push-up bra.

Federal agents finally kicked in her Texas door in January 2025 (because of course she fled California the second the indictment dropped). She was arrested under one of her many fake names like the low-budget fugitive she is. Nine prior arrests on her record, by the way. Nine. This wasn’t a one-time “I fell on hard times” slip-up; this was a lifestyle.

On August 13, 2025, she shuffled into federal court, orange jumpsuit dreams just around the corner, and pleaded guilty to falsifying union financial reports. Up to five years in prison, full restitution, and the eternal laughter of every performer she ever lectured about “ethics” and “solidarity.” Couldn’t happen to a nicer hypocrite.

The IEAU is now a laughingstock, which is saying something when your membership is already in lingerie wrestling fake cum for a living. Performers paid dues to a union whose vice president apparently saw the treasury as her personal “retirement fund.” Somewhere, Alia Janine is pouring one out while cackling.

Moral of the story? Next time some aging performer with a savior complex and a rap sheet longer than her filmography starts a union and demands your money, maybe ask to see the books first.

Phyllisha Anne always told us she could “take it like a champ.”

Looks like she’s finally about to find out what that really feels like, courtesy of the federal prison system.

Merry Christmas, bitch.

The industry won’t miss you.

Ive been telling y’all for years these old crusty cunts have been stealing and trying to get rich off the backs of others. Once again, I’m right.  Alana and the rest of her grandma crew couldn’t care less about any of you. Fuck them all.

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