I’ve decided this will be an ongoing series. Katie Summers is too stupid to figure it out, so I’ll help her.

Below is her tweet from a few weeks back. It’s the tweet that spawned part 1…

When the Anthony Wiener stuff broke a few days ago, Katie Summers fired off this tweet:

Katie Summers — the person who spells Weiner wrong, is calling someone else stupid. If that’s not bad enough, Katie Summers, the escort, Katie Summers, the porn girl, Katie Summers, the cam model — is calling a bikini model a stupid hoe. Escorting, porn and camming don’t make you a hoe, in my opinion.  But apparently to Katie Summers, girls who model bikinis are dumb hoes and girls who suck cock for money aren’t.

Super smart Katie Summers is dating that dumbass Rob Black. Rob is like one of those retarded dogs that barks a lot then runs away when master opens the door. Rob Black is notoriously jealous of Mark Spiegler and all the Spiegler girls. If you added up all Rob Black’s internet hours over the last 19 months, over half of them have been directed at attacking Mark and his roster.

Maybe all this is lost on super smart Katie Summers:

Hey Dumbass — Lily LaBeau is still a Spiegler girl. When you sent this tweet, she was staying at his house while visiting LA for some work. Your bitch boy Rob spends his every waking hour begging for Mark’s cock. Do you think these girls actually like you? Sure they may send you a tweet, but you’re dead to most of them.

Next time you get the urge to call someone stupid and you can’t find Rob Black,  just tweet yourself.

Make sure you’re outside by 7:30am…