Porn’s Golden Throats: Farrah Abraham vs Shelley Lubben vs Brian Pumper

Mar 17, 2014
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Porn's Golden Throats, Vol. 1

These could possibly be three of the worst songs ever recorded. We’ve decided to have a worst record contest with the winner getting a one month supply of Drink Spiking tester once it’s available.

We call this collection: Porn’s Golden Throats Vol. 1

We will begin with no hit wonder Shelley Lubben. When ’90s porn washout turned anti-porn scam artist Shelley Lubben was asking God to cure her Herpes, she forgot to ask Him to bless her with any kind of musical talent. The only thing this rap number did was waste Pink Cross donors’ hard earned cash.

We didn’t think ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham could out-do her pre-porn career autotune monstrosity, Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom, but her new record is really…a remarkable achievement…

When it comes to musical artists there are the greats, there’s everyone else who’s ever recorded a song, and then there’s Brian Pumper.

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Anthony Kennerson
Anthony Kennerson
9 years ago

Pumper is crazaa, and Farrah is a golddigging traitor….but Shelley still wins on whack points. Plus…that grill. - Buy & Sell Adult Traffic
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