Breaking News: Astrid Star Exposes TRPWL’s Epstein Ties, Secret Plan to Bang Tana Waters #ITOO

Apr 1, 2021
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So I had this other post planned today, it was gonna be a mind boggling ground breaking opus of epic proportions. Instead, I got side tracked by a crackhead.

The other day, I dazzled some of your minds when I wrote about a porn chick who claimed to be a 9/11 vet. Only issue with that is she was 11 when 9/11 happened. The girl, Astrid Star is an absolute moron. She retweeted it several times before actually reading it. The title alone should of been the clue, but she’s stupid

Meet the 31 year old pornstar with top security clearance, and 9/11 Vet #AstridStar

See how I put your age in there Astrid, then said you were a 9/11 vet?  I basically am saying you’re a fucking liar.

Flash forward to this morning, when 9/11 vet Col Major Captain Astrid finally read the post, undid her likes, and began DMing me. When I say this is great stuff, I’m not Astriding about it. Yes XBIZ, I turned her name into a verb, that’s real journalism.

It started off ok:

 

Pretty sure this idiot is the only porn person with “top secret clearance’  lol.

Now, Astrid, says she doesn’t do drugs because she has epilepsy:

Interesting, her issue is she’s stupid, I never said she wasn’t in the navy, I only questioned her dates. In fact, here is a quote from my OP:

“She may very well be ex-navy, she’s claiming to be in the navy currently, which would frown on her doing porn.”

Online, she claims to be “active military,” a 10 year vet, an 8 year vet, and on LinkedIn, a 4 year vet:

Maybe the lawyer she hired to sue me can weed thru all her lies. So lets continue:

At this point here, I was gonna remove the post. I figured you know, they made up, she apologized for the things she said which takes a bigger person ,that’s not normally porn behavior. I had to run out to Academy Sporting Goods,  so I didn’t get right back to her. When I got back, she took the conversation in a whole other direction.

I have roughly 10,800 followers Astrid, from TLG, MLP, out of that, there are probably 30 performers that at AEE have tried to hook up with me. I’m happy to report that I’ve turned them all down. See, I’m not XBIZ, I don’t shit where I eat…

If I walked into my hotel room and Harley Deen, Olive Glass, Aaliyah Love and Keisha Grey were naked on my bed, holding signs that said “We love you TRPWL”, I wouldn’t do anything, outside of taking a picture for my OnlyFans, I’m in the top 1% after all. Then I’d walk out of the room and tell Bosco to send out a PR about me turning down Coitus with hot chicks. People would be in awe of me, I’d probably hit up the talk show circuit, maybe write a book about it, a fling with a Kardashian, then some pictures of me and Alexandra hiking would surface destroying mine and Kourtney’s relationship. I’d spiral out of control, still not banging porn chicks mind you, I’d probably develop an addiction to pre-workouts, I’d be so out of it. I’d start campaigning for Biden, burning down Target and vacationing in Canada. Then by the grace of Spiegler, Bosco and The Minion would do an intervention.

Then later down the line, a Lifetime movie, where I play myself and Steven Seagal would play Bosco. Terrorists take over AVN, and we would have to kill them all like in Die Hard, still not banging any porn chicks, we would water board Community Ambassador Colin Rowntree until he gave up where the Brothers Helmy were holding Peter Warren hostage. And you know how that ends. Bosco gives his life, like Chef during the hippie fest, and I save the day. All the while not banging porn chicks.

I’ve made it a point to never cross that line. When I go down, it will be a political joke about some dude trying to play girls basketball, or CX3’s penchant for oversized women, not something sexual.

 

Apparently she still had more to say to my old perverted ass:

 

I make a Clue joke, and an Epstein didn’t kill himself reference and she doesn’t flinch. That’s how you know you’re dealing with a sociopath/James Bartholet client, clearly a poor sense of humor.

To be honest, I didn’t want this to end, I wanted more, Like Billy Boston at a 19 man gangbang, I was having the time of my life.

Unfortunately, someone must have told her to shut the fuck up.

To recap, Astrid Star lied about being a 9/11 Vet, and was a total bitch to Tana Waters, a girl I allegedly wanna fuck,  when I’m not on Epstein’s island with Bill Clinton, and in a few days, Astrid is going to own the site, all my money, and stock holdings, and possible, my fridge full of Gatorade Zero. Lets just hope the Judge doesn’t award her my fantasy baseball teams, I’m defending champion ion 2, and she’s too stupid to win them on her own.

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John Mclain
John Mclain
12 days ago

This is pure poetry “, we would water board Community Ambassador Colin Rowntree until he gave up where the Brothers Helmy were holding Peter Warren hostage.” LOL

Youhaveasmallpenis
Youhaveasmallpenis
10 days ago

Astrid Star is a true Navy 9/11 Veteran. Your an idiot 9/11 wasn’t just in 2001 and actually the war still hasn’t ended. Do your research heroin junkie

Lamearticle
Lamearticle
10 days ago

#metoo

MarineDevilDog
MarineDevilDog
10 days ago

I am a marine who served in the marines. For you to speak down on a navy veteran that I personally served with is a disgrace … You will be found
Yours truly
-DevilDOG
USMARINE

Stealthmission
Stealthmission
10 days ago

You should get your facts straight before you post lies and slander the names of good people . Astrid Star is a true Navy Veteran . If you were smart you would know that top secret clearances last up to 20 years… And just because you aren’t in active duty you can still be in the military inactive duty dumbass. Learn your facts. Your website sucks . It’s lame. All you do is make up lies about people. Your a nobody and bro you shouldn’t have talked about one of our veterans like that

Officerlindenusmc
Officerlindenusmc
10 days ago

Wow this is poorly written and one of the worst articles I’ve read in porn. Do your research on people before you talk lies on a sweet girls like Astrid Star. Astrid doesn’t do drugs and she served 4 years active and 6 years inactive duty making it a total of 10 years. Im on of her die heard military fans and your messing with the wrong community. You don’t want to anger the military and veterans trust me. It’s a war you don’t want to start

Shipwreck
Shipwreck
9 days ago

Astrid is a Currently Unqualified Naval Trainee.

Hey clown
Hey clown
10 days ago

This is lame. 9/11 veterans are 2001 to 2020. Everyone during that time period is a 9/11 vet. You sound so ignorant. You need to read up on some history bozo the clown.

Youhavenocock
Youhavenocock
10 days ago

9/11 is the longest war in history . Anyone that served during 2001 to 2020 is considered a 9/11 Veteran but you obviously don’t know this because your to stupid to join the military so you become and old bully and loser who.owms a website no one reads. Lame.

Urashittalker
Urashittalker
8 days ago
Reply to  Red Reddington

You got proved wrong dude . Anyone’s that reads this garbage is trash . She proved it alreadybwith her dd214 paperwork. She proved everything you said was a lie. So you tried to take away her dignity and honor for serving her country . You are a poor excuse for a human. The military and vets have been notified and we will take action ! Final warning stop making up lies about our navy sailor !

Lies
Lies
8 days ago

She posted a dd214 on her twitter a few hours ago. Everything she said was the truth and everything you said was a lie. She was honorably discharged and completed her time of service april 15,2012. That is 4/15/12 when she completed 4 years active duty and was transfered to inactive duty for 6 years which means they can call u back at anytime . You contradicted yourself and made yourself look like a fool. The misdemeanor dui was on may 12,2012 !! You just made yourself look stupid. Lmao !! So the dui was a year after she was… Read more »

CleanasaWhistle
CleanasaWhistle
8 days ago
Reply to  Lies

She never got a dui // And has no felonies. Her record is clean and that’s why she receieved the good conduct medal in the Navy. she doesn’t do drugs , I personally know her. For you to make fun and bully a sweet veteran who proudly served her country is a disgrace . This website should be shutdown!!!!All you do is slander people’s name. Your screen shotted a picture dude and then made up shit about Astrid because she proved you wrong and you felt stupid. Give up .you lost . You made fun of a veteran and now… Read more »

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