Breaking: Porn Union APAG Releases Detailed Sketch Of “Suspect” Making Union Threats

I’m not sure how true this is, but my sources inside of Ruby’s head claim members of the union no longer feels safe..I’m told that when Union Officers sit outside of APAC meetings hoping to be invited in, they feel like they are being watched from the local wooded areas.. Not wanting to be outdone by Stormy, The Union used some of the union dues to have this sketch drawn up..

Please be on the lookout…

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