Like the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor, some news is too shocking to report right away. But here goes Hatler Gurius, is calling it quits. Yes, you read that correct, the guy who once claimed to be a super rich successful pornstar now claims to be making only 30 bucks a day and is walking away.
His walking away alive leaves a lot of unanswered questions.
Will his Porn Awards show ever happen?
Will he O.D behind a 711?
Will he still be photo-shopping his penis?
Will his super duper money making porn server room ever get off the ground?
Is he still gonna sue TRPWL?
Will he still be able to afford drugs?
Will the contract on his life be lifted? Or is there still 9 bucks cash to be made for some young Soldado looking to make a name for himself?
Will he ever get into the XBIZ Hall of Fame?
Will his Herpes outbreaks subside?
Will he come back and sign with ATMLA?
Will he a Spikey D, adopt a young African child, then get arrested for trying to sell it on eBay?
I cant understand how a guy who claims he’s the 3rd most requested male talent in all of porn only be making 30 bucks a day. To expand on this, Johnny Goodluck probably makes more, and most of you have no clue who that is.
I have some other great Hatler posts, but if he quits porn, I dont know if i can make them 🙁
Who’s paying the 9 dollars? Is it all up front? I may be interested