If You Play Sports You Will Commit Murder: A TRPWL Exclusive

Jul 24, 2012
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A lot has been made about theater shooter having a Adult-Friend Finder membership. Some are saying it was one of the reasons behind his actions. I was skeptical at first, I mean he was only one of 40 million monthly users, so how can they make that connect? Did they cross reference him with match.com, POF? Maybe he was rejected by eHarmony?

Then I started digging and found out he played Soccer. BAMM! Like Monica Foster following her left eye and turning the wrong way down a one way street, it hit me. SPORTS made him do it.

Needless to say, I was in shock. Those who know me know I play all kinds of shyt and now because of this I will kill one day. What do I do? Do I stop playing? Or is my destiny set?

Is Tom Cruise using his minority report and Scientology to kill me before I kill? After contemplating all of this, I soon decided the best thing I could do was just warn people. Warn them to stop playing sports and stay away from me cuz I may kill them. It’s to late for me as Ive been playing sports for 40 years. But just maybe, maybe my story will save someone.

Worst case, the courts will see my blog entry and realize I’m not to blame for the killing. Sports is. Sports must be controlled and regulated by the government or all hell will break loose…

TRPWL Exhibit A– OJ Simpson

OJ allegedly killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

TRPWL Exhibit– B Eric Menendez

Eric, along with his brother Lyle, killed their parents.

TRPWL Exhibit C– Francisco de Assis Pereira

He confessed to raping and killing nine women. He played Soccer and loved hockey.

How many of you know who Gary Leon Ridgway is? Before I tell you, here’s a little quote from his son:

“My day loved soccer and baseball and would play baseball with me as much as he could.”

The kid’s dad turned out to be The Green River Killer. He is linked to over 48 deaths.

Theodore “Ted” Bundy was a serial killer and sex offender as well as a cross country runner.

David Berkowitz aka The Son of Sam killed at least 5 people in NY and was also a really good baseball player.

There is way too many to print. But it’s pretty obvious from the stuff I’ve listed that if you play sports, most likely one day you will kill.

Sadly, there is nothing you can do about it. Just don’t make it worse by joining Adult Friend Finder. Nothing is worse than a sports playing killer who also joins dating sites.

I’d be willing to bet that The Zodiac and Jack The Ripper both played sports and were also gold members of Adult Friend Finder.

Look at this guy. You see a pretty face, but I’m here to tell you, he’s a ticking time bomb.

And please, non sports players, don’t take the law into your own hands and take out the sports players. There’s no way of knowing which sport players have played enough sports to make them kill. If the non sports people kill all the sports people then someone will blame not playing sports as the reason for all the killing. If that happens, it will make this post pointless.

I’d like to apologize now for any person I kill. It wasn’t my fault. I play sports…

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11 years ago

The shooter also ate food, so that must mean that anyone who eats food, will become a murder as well 😛

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