Gee, could it be because you’ve publicly lied about being sexually assaulted?

In fact, you’ve claimed to have been sexually assaulted at least 3 times, all on twitter.  While I’m not as smart as Tucker Slain, i’d say any guy who takes you up on the boning offer has a 25% chance of being accused of rape. Unless you’re Ivan, those aren’t very good odds.

My only question is how much longer will the sympathy bookings keep happening?  Evil is basically bankrolling this liar