Porn Stars Never Lie

Today, on Lukeford, there was a post about Bibi Jones. And in typical pussy fashion the author was to much of a bitch to sign their name. Of course, most likely it was Kelli, but I can’t be sure.

What’s funny about this is she’s basing it off what other people have said and promo Bibi has done. Psst…let me explain how it works. Pornstars promote, they promote themselves and whatever they are working on.

How do they do that? Well…not by tweeting their SAT scores. Porn fans want their porn idols to be whores, bottom line. If guys have to fantasize about Bibi sitting at home playing Sudoku and knitting scarfs, it just wont work.

One of the best self-promoters out there is Bibi. There is no denying that. She’s so good in fact that Kelli fucking hates her. She takes shots at her whenever she can, she shyts on her in her fake ranking website, and she makes bullshyt blog posts about her.

There’s a pretty well known pornstar who told me she takes about 50 pics of herself rubbing her pussy, changing rings and hands making it look like its different times. She says these pics will last her for months. She will tweet about hows she gonna masturbate and tweet a pic, everyone thinks she’s working it, SHE’S NOT…

She LIED…Oh no…I hate to be the bearer of bad news people, but most of what your favorite pornstar says on twitter is bullshyt, or at least when it comes to fucking. I would expect pornstar trolls like @badboysjuice to live and die off everything his favorite crush says, but not Kelli. She’s around the biz, she knows it’s all bullshyt…it’s just that her love for Jessie Jane runs so deep that she is willing to make up bullshyt just to fuck Bibi.

If you wanna go around and quote porn chicks when they SAY they’re doing something unsafe then be fair about it. If you can’t be fair then just come out and say you don’t like Bibi and are gonna do everything in your power to make her look bad. Like me, I don’t like Shelley Lubben or Nica Noelle and will go out of my way to take a huge dump on ’em. No shame in my game and I’m certainly not to much of a pussy to admit i don’t like them.