So, the awards ceremony is about to begin, and there we are – Lily Cade, Jessica Ryan and I – in our seats…when out of the blue, a dear friend of mine who’s a Senior VP at Showtime Networks (the channel recording the event for broadcast in January) comes to find me, and bring me up to the VIP area overlooking the gathering. Being the kind of guy I am, I brought Jessica and Lily along.
The other people in Showtime’s private area were my friend’s assistant, Steven and Marci Hirsch from Vivid, and Diane Duke from Free Speech Coalition. Lily’s not a fan of crowds either, so this was mellow and perfect. And our drinks were paid for by Showtime, which was nice. I chatted with the other guests, and introduced Jessica (who recently appeared in Axel’s latest superhero parody for Vivid) to Marci.
Sadly there was no one from our competitor sites on hand to join in our fun. No bloggers mingling with porn’s power elite. Hmmm…
Here’s the view from the good seats.
Jessica thought I was “stewing” when I quietly snapped pics like that one instead of molesting her. So, I snapped a shot of the gals with our host.
She still preferred molestation.
I can’t tell you much about the awards show portion of the evening other than to say that jessica drake was a phenomenal host, Ron Jeremy won a Lifetime Achievement award, James Deen did an extraordinarily brief and funny acceptance speech, and Kendall Karson looked hot on stage, presenting with Joanna Angel and Marie McCray.
After all the awards had been handed out, I swung by the audience area, got a big hug from Tessa Lane, and took another pic with Aaliyah Love, just because.
I don’t remember if we ever had that drink…
On the way to the lobby I hugged Savannah Jane, said hello to my old pal Axel Braun, had a great chat with Mo Reese…and finally found Kendall and Edwin Lee (with whom I’d arrived).
Then, immediately after I snapped this shot of Lee with my lovely friend Melissa Hill…
…I saw Barrett Blade running at a dude who looked like Jesus on heroin – accidentally splashing some of his drink on Kendall in the process. Some say Barrett thought he had spotted scammer/snitch/porn pariah Rob Black and was headed right at him. I tried to make my way toward scrawny Jesus from behind, but security interceded and kept everyone away from him. I got restrained, and Lily Cade was knocked against a wall. Even worse, Lily had been holding my beer and security took it because she didn’t have the right wristband. Dammit.
I didn’t see where the guy who Barrett took a swipe at ran off to while security held us all back. The fact that he ran like a bitch kinda lends credence to the Rob Black theory, though. I heard that Corvus and his friends were going to wait outside for the dude in case it actually was Black, and he had taken refuge inside, but Xander told me the next day they never saw him. Sickly Jesus must have run out the door when trouble arose. This was wise – all the more so if it had been Black, for there certainly would have been a long booking line at the Hollywood police station had he stayed around.
Kendall, Edwin and I ventured outside. I had a little chat with Just Dave, and then the incredible Tara Lynn Foxx tried to rape my ear (a good thing).
The amazing Bonnie Rotten was hanging out…
…and Leya Falcon was sucking on a light saber.
Great gal, terrific performer, and anal advocate. The trifecta. Great to finally meet you in person, Leya.
After that, I know I had two PBRs at a diner nearby. In my mind’s eye I can see Kendall, Lee, Alektra Blue and Ralph Long there, among others. I woke up the next morning at a female performer’s pad a few blocks away. I left without waking her, bought a burrito and went home.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
– Fin –
Yall think it’s funny that Rob ran like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail. I wouldn’t run away from Barrett Blade. I couldn’t. I don’t know if my Electric Mobility Scooter could outrun him. I’m too busy being a presstitute to attend an award show. Besides, nobody invited me.
That Aaliyah Love is hotter than a road lizard walking up a hill backwards carryin’ a bucket of feed.
Does Alliyah take dick yet? I remember when she posted on XPT she said the cam fans wouldn’t like her taking dick. She was kind enough to post a butthole pic for us.
Rob Black looks as frail and decrepit as Mike South. I’d be scared of hitting him and crippling him.
I hope your night was capped off with some buttsex from one a them lovelies.
Aaliyah began doing boy girl some time ago, yes. And she is a sweetheart who knows how to treat her fans.
I know I wouldn’t kick Aaliyah out of the bed. In fact, I have a pair of handcuffs and some rope waiting for her to come by for some kinky sex. 🙂
Seriously, she is hot. I hope she gets a Vivid contract and makes millions like Jenna Jameson did (and doesn’t blow the money like Jenna did).
Rob Black looks like a methhead. It is no wonder he rambles on like a carnival barker at the local 4-H fair. Meth tends to do that to people.
I wonder who Rob’s dealer is. I would like to spike his meth with Drano and Valium. With the copious dose of Valium by the time he figures out that he injected Drano into his veins it will be too late to save him. 🙂
Bonnie Rotten (nice name) looks more Dykey than usual in the pic posted.
Sounds like another over priced drink.party. I have the bottles of hard booze snuck in and we make drinks in the back. Pretend were Jewish Porn producers…why not? Mexicans do it too.