Alex Harper is one of my favorite drug-addicted morons. She offers us, The TRPWL News team many hours of fun reading. There have been many stupid things that have come out of her mouth in recent years, much like Aurora Anarchy, we have documented them all.
The TRPWL Hatler Guris warning is pretty cut and dry,
You have the right to remain silent and sober, if you do the drugs, anything you tweet, TRPWL will use against you.
I’m sure some of you are wondering who Alex Harper is. She’s a model. How do I know, well cuz she says she is. As if we couldn’t tell, Her obese body, 3 stooges haircut, and pasty white skin scream Sports Illustrated Cover.
Her modeling career is going about as well as her porn career, and unlike her agency (ATMLA) and Tanya “I Finally Banged a Black Dude” Tate, she’s not living the high life off all the PPP loans handed out during covid. That is a story for another time.
So when she needs money for dope or rent, and no Johns want to take a risk of her no-showing a private booking, she takes to Twitter to beg.
Let’s be fair here, Alex isn’t the only D-list porn chick to beg for cash. The late Dr. Cindi Spiegler once did a double-blind placebo hooker study, he/ she / demi cis Dr. Spiegler found that 96% of all failed porn girls beg for money on Twitter.
As a professional blogger and former leader of the Gay Jew mafia, I’ve seen a lot of porn scams, from faking cancer to Umpa Lumpa Marcus Londons squirt watch.
But, I can honestly say, Alex Harper diagnosing her cat as retarded in an effort to get money is the all-time best:
My childish response to this is, “Haha it takes one to know one”, my older self’s response is, “Haha it takes one to know one.” However, my blogger response is to use the google. BRB
Cats can’t have Down syndrome because they only have 19 chromosomes, while humans have 23, including an extra copy of chromosome 21
According to google, cats lack the amount of chromosomes to be retarded. It basically says there is no such thing as a retarded cat.
Sounds like the only retarded one is Alex, and whoever gave her money
