How To Fight Evil- A Day In The Life Of A Super Hero

Feb 27, 2012
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Every evil entity has a weakness. Vampires hate the light, Wooden Stakes and Holy Water. Got Werewolves loose in your hood try a silver bullet. Zombies at your local supermarket, Shotgun blasts to the head or Liquid Nitrogen will do the trick. If a Shelley Lubben invades Facebook, try a link to the truth..

While some see me as one half of the world famous Tard Whisperers im also part of a bigger organization, one that protects certain people from the likes of Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies and Slubbens

…Life as a super hero is crazy, i wake up everyday looking over my shoulder for the cross eyed serial killer, am forced to flirt with hot porn chicks all day and then when duty calls i have to spring into action and today was no different…

Our top secret organization works thru back channels known as emails. At any given time there can be several top secret wars being waged all over the net. While you people go about your simple lives its us who try to keep you safe. Imagine a world were Vampires, Werewolves, Tards, Zombies and Slubbens were allowed to run around without being slayed. You think Ron Jeremy would still be with is if we didn’t exist. No, he would be tied up in Slubbens house and forced to watch Slubs violate her hubby with a 8ft staff and then most likely he to would be sexually assaulted by a member of Slubs pinkcross..

My top secret email contained nothing but this link and a note that said will self destruct in 5 seconds..

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ex-Porn-Star-Shelley-Lubben-The-Real-Porn-Debate/304968609558452

Using that clue i was able to deduce that Slubben had a new facebook page, quickly i jumped into action. Using my top secret crime lab computer aka TRPWL i found the perfect link

http://therealpornwikileaks.com/a-pink-cross-defecter-dishes-on-lubben/

This link was so powerful and filled with truth that she deleted her Facebook and disappeared back to the depths of hell

Now like all evil she will be back..But for a few days, Myself and the Top Secret Superhero Organization known as the Top Secret Superhero Organization have made the world a better place…And if anyone sees Ron Jeremy, remind him why hes still walking around a free man..

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Anthony Kennerson
Anthony Kennerson
9 years ago

Ahhhh….she’s already back, and now she’s attempting to smear Taryn Thomas with threats to reveal videos of her “getting hit and crying”.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shelley-Lubben/120338964656066

Maybe Taryn can sneak in the golden staff this time??

Michael Whiteacre
Michael Whiteacre
9 years ago

Shelley’s fraudulent “Porn Debate’ page is not back — that is her public fan page, the one where, as April Garris notes, people come to post comments “praising her and telling her how wonderful she is.”

Anthony Kennerson
Anthony Kennerson
9 years ago

Ahhh….never mind….two can play at that game. See my most recent comment there…while you still can.

Anthony

crunkleschwitz
crunkleschwitz
9 years ago

Video of Taryn getting hit and crying??? I got that too, her Meatholes scene. I haven’t seen it in a while, as it was one of the first CD-ROMs that I burned, when I was in my first run of internet porn sites. Yeah, I rubbed a few out to that. Meatholes is better to watch sober or drunk than stoned though. Weed clutters the mind and makes me focus on the humanity of the situation, not the fapping. Like “Where has that old sneaker he’s wearing been, before he put it on her cunt? Would I eat that cunt… Read more »

Michael Whiteacre
Michael Whiteacre
9 years ago
Reply to  crunkleschwitz

Taryn’s point — as she discussed the subject with me — was that this was a performance, the parameters of which were worked out in advance. It’s not like someone surprised and suckerpunched her; it was a performance for the cameras just like in any other type of movie.

Taryn Thomas
Taryn Thomas
9 years ago

crunkleschwitz -I already knew it was most likely my Meatholes scene. No worries I did that in the beginging of my career. I am not ashamed.

Anthony Kennerson
Anthony Kennerson
9 years ago

Oh, hold up…so the really BIG evidence that Shelley was flashing around yesterday like McCarthy’s list of supposed Communists was nothing other than a scene Taryn did for a Meatholes flick??? And THAT’S the proof that Taryn is “lying” about porn and should be blackmailed into joining Lubben’s cult??

A performance. Acting. The equivalent of rape.

WOW. Shelley really needs to back away from herself. No wonder she blocks everyone not of her cult. The truth rolls off her like an egg off Teflon.

Anthony

crunkleschwitz
crunkleschwitz
9 years ago

@ Anthony, I have no inside knowledge of what Lubben has, I’m just saying, she aint special having clips/pics of Taryn getting slapped around. @ Taryn, I’ll break character some and go a little fanboi, since you named me in your post, and show some appreciation. I got a shit load of your scenes from VideoBox and random other sites. You are a fellow Dirty Jerseyian and a quality whore. Thanks for the fapping material. I hope that ass is still looking good and some lucky bastard is putting it to good use. @ Taryn (back in character), Most likely… Read more »

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