It’s hard to believe that the recent story about the one-time sexual congress between former NBA star Glen Rice and attention-starved former-semi-governor Sarah Palin could get any better than it already is. Thankfully, the guys at Gridlock on KWWN ESPN Radio 1100 thought to ask the sports world’s foremost expert on hardcore interracial sex, Mike Tyson, what he thinks about the greatest love affair of our generation.
“Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!
“Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!”
(Via Larry Brown Sports, where you can hear the full interview)
If you’re not at least smiling right now, well, you’re not human. You want more? Here comes the crazy train.
“In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you’re a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love.”
He’s right, everyone does need to get some. Just some people need to get it so hard that their lower intestines get wrapped around their esophagus.
“She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her.”
“When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff!”
“Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”
What’s the over/under on fantasy football team names that have been changed to The Wombshifters? I’m guessing all of them.
HOLY FUCK!! I just laughed so hard I started a coughing fit and had half a lung come up!!
“Push her guts up in the back of her head” will be one of my new go to lines.