They had their cake and ate it, too — but it tasted horrible.
Two Florida swingers got into a battle royale after they solicited guests for sex, and stayed naked even as cops arrived to arrest them, the Hernando Daily reports.
Tina Michelle Norris, 39, and her boyfriend, James Albert Barfield, 56, each brought home their own romantic partners early Monday morning. Barfield invited another woman to have sex with, while Norris invited two men. Neither of them were excited to find out about the other’s deviancy, according to the paper.
After some partying, the Weeki Wachee couple allegedly lost it and began beating one another — and not in the good way. Norris sustained a bloody lip, while Barfield suffered scratch marks on his neck and back, cops told the Hernando Daily.
They kicked and screamed, breaking everything in their path from one side of the house to another, their roommate said in a statement to police.
The three guests left during the melee, but cops found the flustered pair at about 6 a.m. still naked and “very intoxicated and uncooperative.” Norris allegedly refused to put her clothes back on.
Police charged both suspects with domestic battery. Norris was slapped with an additional count of resisting arrest.