It’s that time of the year again. A time when who ever spends the most money gets the best awards..Luckily for the real porn fan there are a few awards that can’t be bought. Of course the best bush award of 2012. Voting will start on that Jan 1 and run thru AVN. The best bush winner will get their award at AVN. Most likely not on the red carpet but in a hotel room. The winning bush must be inspected to make sure it doesn’t contain any extensions. And for the first time ever, The XPT Awards for Unique Categories. These awards are for the girls that go unnoticed , the ones who go outside the box to provide true degenerate porn fans something to fap to. Below are a few of the categories
Bottomless Gape of the Year
Miss Rosebud 2012
GILF That Don’t Make Ya Puke
Twitter’s Most Vapid Twat 2012
Best Use of Tears in a Sex Scene
The Tritone Award for IR Break Through Performer of the Year
Porn Blogger You Would Most Like to Hit With a Bottle Then Kick In The Teeth
and of course, the Highest Honor:
Porn Whore You Want To Chain In Your Basement
The winners of these categories well get all types of great things..Things that are so great that US laws forbid me to post them..
Nominees will be taken in the comment section of this post, later today we will start a thread at XPT and you will be able to make a nomination. We will have a cut off date and the polls will open..
This contest is brought to by Jerkules, Sponsors include Dakines Asian Escorts and Trunk Unlocking, Jigaloo’s Gaming, Hard To Find Porn, and Oriental Rugs, as well as a few others who we can’t name due to subpoenas….