U.S. Marshals arrest man for masturbating in a national park, throwing dead animals

Apr 4, 2014
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U.S. Marshals nabbed an elderly man on federal charges after two women saw him masturbating in a national park and throwing dead animals at cars.

The 68-year-old man was in a moment of zen when a U.S. Park Police officer found him on a trail near the George Washington Memorial Parkway in Virginia.

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The officer identified the suspect as Bill B. Kachle during the March 11 incident. He was holding a yoga position shortly before sundown and wearing black pants rolled above his knees, according to a federal complaint filed in the Eastern District Court of Virginia.

The women were walking along the Mount Vernon Trail when they called 911 at about 6 p.m. to accuse him of the bizarre behavior.

They watched him shout “odd statements and wave his arms,” court records show. He then dropped his pants and without an ounce of shame – he began to masturbate.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/u-s-marshals-arrest-man-masturbating-park-throwing-dead-animals-article-1.1744868#ixzz2xve3aZgx

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Anthony Kennerson
6 years ago

Crystal meth. It’s a hellava drug.

BTW…what is up with all these men bonked out and jerking off in public? Did someone mix some Viagra or Cialis in their drug bag??

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crunkleschwitz
6 years ago

Jeez, ya can’t even jerk off in the woods anymore w/o a couple of broads invading your privacy. Then, after they watch a free masturbation show, they call the cops? Ridiculous.

One time I was banging a chick in the woods behind my house, and we could hear 2 chicks on horseback. Lil skanks watched the whole time. The chick I was banging thought it was hot, but I didn’t like giving a free show. If they wanted to watch, they should have come closer, and taken their pants off.

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