Named after Benicio de Knobbe, famed Italian explorer and womanizer, Knobbe Fountain’s constant flow of crystalline water is a sight to behold.
The fountain’s reservoir is adjacent to Italy’s only pineapple field, causing the fountain’s water to take on a slightly sweet, fruity taste. During summer months, children gather in the town’s square to splash about under the cooling spray.
2. House of 100 Wangs — Lublin, Poland
Lublin’s tiny inn, the House of 100 Wangs, indeed has 100 lovely penises showcased throughout the centuries-old building. Most famous are the dong faucets in each of the inn’s dozen bathrooms. Guests can also shower under dick-shaped showerheads, and the only thing the inn serves is plump sausages in mushroom sauce.
3. The Willyberry Fields — Hammond, Louisiana
Willyberries are grown only in Hammond, and nowhere else in the entire world. Visitors to the fields can enjoy willyberry tastings and sample the world-famous willyberry wine, whose secret recipe has been closely guarded for years. Guests who aren’t afraid to get their feet wet can participate in making their own wine by mashing willyberries with their bare feet, feeling the soft berries ooze between their toes.
4. Forbidden Chode Forest — Baden-Württemberg, Germany
Village locals make weekly trips into the Forbidden Chode Forest to gather the rare and delectable chodestools, which are said to promote long life. Folklore also tells of a hideous beast who roams the woods, eager to protect his crop of shrooms. Beware, traveler.
5. Sacred Statue of Megumi Penisu, the Penis Goddess — Hokkaido, Japan
Dick worshippers from all over the world come to Hokkaido’s Daisetsuzan Forest, where they stay for several nights in a quaint ryokan and meditate in front of the great penis statue. Should they reach ultimate calmness, Megumi Penisu herself might descend upon them and grant a single wish.
6. In an aisle of Dude Dragon Deli — New York, NY
New Yorkers claim to have seen it all but few have heard about a rare brand of toothpaste you can purchase on 51st & Lex in Manhattan. The unassuming deli is the only store in the world that carries such a unique formula. Your teeth will never be happier.
7. The Gonad Trees — Blue Mountains of New South Wales, Australia
The endangered gonad trees were almost completely obliterated after being chopped down for use in buildings in nearby Sydney, but the entire forest is now protected and a popular tourist destination. Keen-eyed travelers might spot a golden trouser snake hanging lazily from a branch, but be careful — Australian trouser snakes are highly venomous and supremely territorial.
8. The Great Wangtree — Sexycoolwink, Mongolia
Legend tells of a mischievous young god who shirked his godly duties in favor of bedding human virgins, so in retaliation his parents transformed him in a sturdy tree for all eternity. The tree, called Shodoimod by locals, is a popular tourism spot and the frequent subject of attempted vandalization. In 1997 an American named Julia was caught attempting to carve her name into the tree and was imprisoned for six years in a Mongolian prison.
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