Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

Sep 13, 2013
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A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.

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The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He claimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.

Meanwhile, another charlatan – this one in India – has offered a similar defence.

“Godman” Asaram Bapu, 73, revered by millions across India for his sermons on “enlightenment”, has been charged with raping a 16-year-old schoolgirl at one of his ashrams in August.

Bapu has denied the sexual assault allegations leveled by the teenage girl and her parents, all devotees of the guru.

The elderly preacher also claimed he is physically incapable of rape but police say medical tests show him to be in good shape.

 

Said Ajayal Lamba, Deputy Commissioner of Police in Jodhpur:

The team of doctors is saying he is perfectly, medically, mentally and physically fit.

Bapu is currently languishing in jail awaiting trial after a court rejected his bail plea The prosecution plans to present a detailed dossier of the charges in the trial soon, he said.

The case took a weird twist when a fellow “Godman” and a keen follower of Bapu, castrated himself. At this stage, according to the authorities, his motive so doing so is unclear.

Baba Premdas, 60, was found bleeding from self-inflicted wounds at his home in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. He was admitted to a local hospital and then taken to a bigger health facility for surgery where his condition “is stable”.

Asked whether his act was related to the arrest of Asaram Bapu, police spokesman Alankrita Singh said:

We have heard such things, but all this is unconfirmed. Some say it was because of Bapu’s arrest … some say it was because he feared ending up in Bapu’s situation. No one knows.

 

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Dakine
Dakine
7 years ago

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.

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crunkleschwitz
7 years ago

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Taki
Taki
7 years ago

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crunkleschwitz
7 years ago
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Dakine
Dakine
7 years ago

This guy makes Shelly Lubben look like a piker.

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