TRPWL Breaking News
As reported on a lesser site:
Ari Bass knew he was headed to jail today so he decided to just skip his court date. He is now a fugitive and a bench warrant has been issued for his arrest. i am told that combined with the letters the judge got and his past behavior in and out of court his probation will be revoked and he will do time.
A quick check of court records indicates that someone must’ve forgotten to tell the judge about the warrant she signed … WTF? I better fax the judge and set her straight…
Poor Whiteacre, looks like all these felonies have finally caught up to him… Fine by me, I’m sick of him correcting my grammar and forcing me to confirm stories before I post them… That’s so 2013.
Let the record reflect that in January 2014, Whiteacre laid the smack down on not one but two men at a hotel bar. He was arrested and charged with 2 felonies. After gossip bloggers found out and reached out to the court to try to sink his battleship, the cases were reduced to misdemeanors:
LOL Thank God for super powerful well-connected bloggers.
Whiteacre had to be in California on Thursday, so he instructed his attorney to get a “re-set” of his status check to a date next week when he could be present. In court this morning, his attorney moved for a continuance, and it was granted. The end.
The irony here is the guy who made up this shit about Whiteacre was actually a fugitive from the law — for six months — after fleeing a jurisdiction in which he’d been charged after accosting a stripper at the club he was later fired from. Since Whiteacre exposed this embarrassing set of circumstances, he’s so butthurt he can’t help but make up stories about Whiteacre.
I myself was gonna write the judge about Whiteacre’s obsession with anal sex and the word ‘your’, but realized it was bad idea after reading this excerpt from the Nevada Code of Judicial Conduct on the prohibition against Ex Parte Communications:
Yeah, that pretty much speaks for itself…
Anyway, if any of you see Whiteacre make sure you “call the Clark County Sheriffs Dept at (702) 828-3111. explain to them that he has a bench warrant on case # #14F01031X”
Don’t forget to apologize for wasting their fucking time…