MAYBE HAVING all the toys isn’t the best idea.
As my buddy Chuck Darrow wrote about in these pages Wednesday, NBC 10 recently debuted a new helicopter called SKYFORCE 10 (all caps!) But on a Tuesday broadcast, reporter Christine Maddela and her crew got more than they bargained for: some doggy porn.
Maddela was reporting on an alleged dogfighting ring in Germantown when the camera zoomed in on the backyard only to catch one dog mounting another.
Bow chick-a wow wow.
“You can see that one dog is . . . uh . . . chained up . . . , ” Maddela said, trying to draw focus away from the copulating pooches. The camera then zoomed out quickly.
Serious props to Maddela and anchor Tracy Davidson, though. They kept their composure throughout the incident, even though I (and I suspect most of you, too) wouldn’t have been able to control my guffaws. Maddela and Davidson kept it cool, calm and professional.
I have seen two dogs fuck each other many times over the years. It is entertaining to watch but I definitely don’t want in on the fun — unlike Tardica “empty wine box fucker” Fostard or a certain former porn mope living in a Thai grass hut “thinks he has a long dick but sources claim it is only two inches fully erect”.