Porn-obsessed internet commenter Matthew Harris needs your help

A Mikey South commentary

The monikers ‘mharris‘ and ‘mharris127‘ are familiar to many porners and porn fans alike.

Harris is a mainstay on many adult message boards as well as the comments sections of porn blogs, and his comments there (as elsewhere online) range from him holding forth on the relative merits of various performers and directors, to the application of federal 2257 laws…

…and from laws concerning adultery, to the right products to chop vegetables, to… well, some very strange and dark stuff.

Ubiquity

The omnipresent Harris joined AdultDVDTalk in August 2009, and has since racked up nearly 3400 posts on that site alone. That’s an average of 54 posts per month — nearly two a day — for over five years.

Here are two samples:

He has posted here on TRPWL as well (287 times):

Harris comments on IShootPorn.com, Kinky.com (“How the hell does a person urinate in hospital restraints…”) and the blog of Kink.com owner Peter Acworth.

And before LukeIsBack became a ghost town, Harris was there too sharing his self-proclaimed expertise:

However, it’s on the gossip blog run by internet bully, dangerous amateur producer, defamer, stripper beater, liar, homophobe, hypocrite, misogynist, Shelley Lubben endorser, Patrick Stone promoter, escort outer and shamer, suspected embezzler, and failed talent agent Mike South that Harris has been given the freedom to really cut loose:

Like South, Harris lives far, far away from porn valley but writes as though he’s an expert on every aspect of its goings-on. And, also like South, he uses the site to take gross, ad hominem potshots at the writers, editors and commenters on TRPWL.

Interestingly, Harris has written that he refuses to post on XXXPornTalk, because the comments there are too brutal:

Harris bravely reveals much about himself in his internet postings. He’s 38 years old, lives with his elderly father, and has spent his whole life in western Michigan. He writes about being morbidly obese and having a 4-inch (erect) penis:

Harris notes his background in accounting:

He apparently he once worked for the Muskegon Co-Op Federal Credit Union. His specialty was compliance and collections.

Harris writes openly about his, shall we say ‘unconventional’ family relationships:

He also doesn’t believe that drunk driving should be a crime, loves Subway sandwiches, and thinks that adult performer/director Princess Donna should fist President Obama, John Boehner, and Nancy Pelosi (if she has time).

I 95% reckon that readers will agree that Mr. Harris appears to have (in addition to A LOT of free time) some serious mental issues. We at TRPWL would like to see him get the help he needs.

But how?

I suggest that readers try reaching out to Matthew Kyle Harris via his Facebook profile.

Although he hails from Fremont, Michigan (population 4050) Harris currently resides in the same trailer park in Hesperia, Michigan (population 951) as some of his family members, so it might be useful to reach out to his mother, father, uncle or sister via Facebook as well.

Let’s get Matthew Harris the help he needs. Perhaps Tim Tritch can personally help him sign up for Obamacare…