When my editor the devil man asked me to write a slightly humorous but grammatically correct diss post I scoffed. I told him “I don’t wanna talk bad about people anymore. Can’t I just email myself talking about how great I am then post it as reader email”?
But being the Uncle Rico he is he told me, no, someone already beat me to it.
If there’s one thing TRPWL is, it’s original. So when he ordered me to do a part 2 of Golden Throats, I immediately thought of a way to slam Alana Evans. Not that I get a kick out of bashing the HGIC, I don’t…It just makes me happy when I do.
I told him I’d write the post as long as it didn’t cut into my Monica Foster killing time…If there’s one thing I hate, it’s being late to killing.
The TRPWL news team sent me 4 songs by people that have been involved in the porn world. Sadly, after watching all 4, I must rebel against my news team and proclaim Alana, not the worst.
Alana’s song was obviously written by her husband Chris, here some lyrics from the husband and wife team.
” I would do anything you told me”
“My heart is yours to abuse”
“I need to make you love me”
“I would buy anything you sold me”
“My heart is yours to deceive”
I wept at the 2:16 mark…The pain Chris must’ve felt when he wrote this track overwhelmed me. You guys vote for whomever you want, but the anti roofie drops are going to Chris Evans..
Based on the popularity of our initial collection, Porn’s Golden Throats Vol. 1, TRPWL presents an all new contest, with the winner getting a one month supply of Drink Spiking tester once it’s available.
This is: Porn’s Golden Throats, Vol. Deux
Fish Food by Joanna Angel & The Gigolos was written for, and featured in, BurningAngel’s Bikini Babes Are… SHARKBAIT!
Porn stars need hobbies, too…
Behold, the latest Paris Hilton recording.
Earlier this summer, Alana Evans has released her dance-pop single “Make You Love Me” to zero acclaim.
According to Xbiz, the otherwise unemployed Evans “has spent the majority of 2014 holed up in the recording studio, working with Murv Douglas from Lords Of Acid.”
This was the result.
Just when you thought the horror of the World Cup were safely behind us, 25-year-old German porn star Melanie Müller has come up with this number, entitled “Deutschland schiesst ein Tor” (Germany, make a goal!).[poll id=”12″]