Tiny Tee Reel Demands to See Brazzers Bank Accounts, or Else. @IdealImagemodel

In the world of Porn Agencies, Tee Reels Agency Ideal only comes up…… never. They aren’t anyone’s competitor because they really don’t book many scenes. Well, that’s not true. When you need a girl who will do a gangbang for 47.50, you call Tee Reel. He tells the girl this will be great for her career, takes the 47.50 and splits it with his head of “security,” Damian. But don’t worry, the girl is completely safe. You see, 12 years ago, Tee Reel “implemented a protocol” that’s the envy of little pimps everywhere.

I wonder if the little guy did a background check on himself? Or his employee of the year Danny Frost? or Thrillmonger lol.

I mean, the tweet is complete bullshit, but my favorite part is the bank inquiries part. 🙂

Tee Reel and Danny Frost con some girl who turned 18 yesterday, into thinking she’s the next Ron Jeremy. Impressed by her braces, coupled with her being with Tiny Tee Reel, Brazzers reaches out for a cuckold threesome starring Dredd, Mandingo, and with special guest Billy Boston on cleanup.  Tee Reel, seeing dollar signs, says the new girl won’t do the scene for less than 91 dollars. Brazzers then counters with $88, and Tee Reel says SOLD!

But Tee Reel remembers the protocols he put in place 12 years before, and needs to verify Brazzers funds. He calls his head of security, Damian, who had just narrowly defeated a 13-year-old at karate class, to tell him he had a sucker on the line, but they need to verify that Brazzers has the 88-dollar scene fee. Damian, fresh off his karate victory, says ask Brazzers to verify the funds or else.

Tiny Tee Reel then tells Brazzers they need to prove they have 88 dollars. Brazzers, thinking it’s a joke, asks Tiny Tee Reel if he will accept 4 equal payments of 22 Dollars? Tee Reel, not wanting to lose the booking, says yes, but Brazzers needs to prove they can pay the 22-dollar monthly fee and asks Brazzers to prove they have the 22 bucks. Brazzers, still thinking Tiny Tee Reel is joking, then asks if they can split the 22 bucks payments into two 11-dollar payments.

Tee Reel, wanting to prove to everyone that his protocols are working, asks Brazzers to prove they have the 11-dollar payment money, after all, he has a rep to protect. Brazzers then offers to make two payments of 5.50. Tee Reel then asks them to prove they have the $5.50. Mad, now Brazzers counters with 2 payments of 2 bucks and a lump sum payment of 50 cents. Tee Reel, who’s completely confused now, says he needs to consult with his legal team, so he calls Thrillmonger, who responds with “The white man gave me the AIDS.” Tee Reel, then tells Brazzers fine, but you gotta give me the 2 dollars by Friday. Brazzers then asks Tee Reel if he will take a dollar this Friday and one next Friday- Tee Reel says yes, then heads to Twitter to talk about how great he is.

 

 

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