Coleen Nolan: “I listened to my son have sex for four minutes… and I was dead impressed”

Jan 15, 2015
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The Mirror Agony Aunt certainly wins the award for ‘most embarrassing mum’ after revealing that she actually listened to her son’s sexual antics for a whole four minutes

She has form for embarrassing her kids – now Coleen Nolan is at again.

The Mirror agony aunt has revealed she once listened to her son having sex for more than four minutes and was “dead impressed”.

Recalling the incident, Coleen revealed: “I came down one morning and had a missed call from Shane Junior and I’d missed it at 4am.

“I knew he’d been out so I was panicking, thinking ‘oh my god’, he might be in hospital and all that. And it had gone to voicemail and I was listening to it for about the first ten seconds and I was thinking ‘what the hell is that?’ I realised his phone had gone off during….his night of passion.

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“And I hope he’s not watching today but let me say I listened for four and a half minutes, four and a half minutes, I was dead impressed.”

To make matters worse, she added on ITV show Loose Women: “When he came round I played it for him and his girlfriend. I had to embarrass him.”

An embarrassed Shane later tweeted: “Mum, why oh, why oh, why”, adding later: “ In my defence it was longer than four and a half minutes…”

 

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