Filthiest Show on Ice: XXX Director Tim von Swine’s Hockey Pigs

Jun 29, 2015
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( LOS ANGELES, CA ) — Veteran adult director/performer Tim von Swine is a man of many talents and varied interests. During his Hall of Fame career in adult entertainment, Tim’s duties have run the gamut. In addition to having_sex with some of the hottest women on the planet, he has done everything from man the camera on award-winning POV lines to serve as BBQ grille master at an X-Rated pool party.

So what does a man like this do on his down time? How does he pass the time between POV scenes with girls half his age? By playing in a recreational hockey league of course.  That’s right, when he isn’t behind or in front of the camera on a XXX set, Tim von Swine spends his time on the ice as captain and sponsor of his own hockey team. The Hockey Pigs are more than just a hobby or a clever branding gimmick for von Swine. Unlike other adult performers who keep their involvement in sports teams passive, von Swine laces up his skates and mixes it up.

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“Anyone can write a check and have their name put on a jersey like Chico’s Bail Bonds,” says von Swine. “I don’t think I could look myself in the mirror if I did that. If I’m going to put my name on something, I’m going to get out there and put some blood sweat and tears into it.”

Von Swine’s comments are a playful poke at fellow adult performer James Deen who announced earlier this year that he would be sponsoring a softball team, the James Deens. Deen’s interest in sports comes from a childhood dream to be a baseball player. A fitting dream for_porn’s reigning “boy next door.” For von Swine, hockey is both a boyhood dream and an adult reality.

“I’ve always loved hockey,” says von Swine. “It’s fast, it’s rough, and it’s fun. It’s like porn_on skates, but without the girls. Never mind. It’s not like_porn at all. But it’s a ton of fun and a great workout.”

The Hockey Pigs play year-round in house league, skating in the league’s home The Ice Station in Valencia. It is about a half hour north of Porn_Valley, but for von Swine it is a welcome change from the usual grind. It is a chance to unwind with friendly, but serious competition.  Their most recent game took place as temperatures outside hit triple digits, but the Hockey Pigs cooled their opponents with a 6-2 victory. Together for the past few seasons and are a tight-knit group. After games, they get together for pizza and libations enjoying the post game celebration almost as much as the on-ice action.

Comparing his role on his team to Deen’s,  von Swine added “I would love to have James come out to one of our games. Maybe he will be inspired to pinch run, or pinch hit at one of his team’s games and  resurrect some of that old ‘little league’ magic he once had. We all know he’s great at giving chicks_ass to mouth and throwing glue in girls faces, but maybe he can try and throw a runner out at home plate or something? That’d be awesome!”

Despite keeping busy with shooting, performing, editing and running every aspect of his shoots, Tim enjoys the hockey and the camaraderie in his down time.

“I love my job,” adds Tim. “There is really nothing better than shooting porno for a living. But everyone has to have something to do outside of work. I have always loved hockey and getting to play with these guys is a great break from the day to day.”

Of course for von Swine, the day to day grind is somewhat different than most of his teammates face. Instead of sitting in an office crunching numbers, Tim spends his day at “The Chateau” shooting award-winning POV_sex scenes with some of the hottest girls in adult entertainment.

Tim’s latest movie for Mike John Productions “POV Pervert 18” has just been released and is already garnering rave reviews. Bono-One from Adult DVD Talk calls it “Another strong volume from Tim in this series and it helps when the person shooting loves what they do.”

Roger Pipe of RogReviews.com says, “Tim von Swine has some huge shoes to fill and with POVP 18 he proves once again that he is up to the challenge. Great cast, perfectly shot POV action and a fun, sexy flick from start to finish.”

“POV Pervert 18” is available now at fine adult retail outlets. Tim is also available as a performer and shooter for non-exclusive POV scenes, both paid & content trade, to help bolster ones library or website.

Fans can follow von Swine and the Hockey Pigs on-ice exploits at.. http://www.sportability.com/spx/leagues/schedule.asp?LgID=39869&Filter=265894

Contact Swiney at: von_swine@yahoo.com, @Tvonswine, or to check out his pro-am page @Swineyspigpen.

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