Have you heard the good news? Cubbi Thompson won the Best New Performer award at last night’s 2026 XBIZ Awards or XMA’s if you’re bougie. I didn’t even know who she was until today. Let’s give Cubbi a round of applause. But Cubbi has a secret.
Now Cubbi was up against all these women, competing at the Mostest Bestest Award Show Ever® to see who would win, one day after the “World’s Biggest Creator Expo” ended, which was a flop once again.
Cubbi started shooting in 2023 and per IAFD is 34 years old, but is listed as 28 on the Hussie Models site. Independent verification using science (trust the science) puts her at 30 years of age. Nice job Riley Reynolds.
What’s the secret? I have been reliably informed that Cubbi Thompson is having premarital relations with a man who happens to be named Moe Helmy. And odds are that’s the same Moe Helmy who is one of the co-owners of XBIZ with his brother. And it may even be more serious than that. BRB I gotta pee and I can’t find my Mountain Dew bottle.
Between the 3 calls, 2 texts, and 1 electronic communication I got, I am 95% sure that Moe and Cubbi are dating. Perfectly normal and perfectly healthy between two consenting adults. I’m not sure if they’re at the hand holding stage yet. I can almost picture their love like Sheelagh and Roy, destined to last forever, but that ended in the glue factory. Still brings a tear to my eye. At least Moe’s engaging in intercourse with an adult, he’s not Hussie Ryan.
What’s not ok is the girlfriend of one of the owners of the company receiving one of the biggest awards. I’m sure her well respected publicist and humanitarian, Erika “Shrek” Icon of The Rub PR was fully aware of this and suggested to Cubbi that she ask to be removed from the list of nominees. Not the first time one of Shrek’s clients used her vagina to get an award (however unintentional this one may have been), and I’m sure it won’t be the last. Not real fair to the 14 other strong women I respect and admire that were in the running. They never had a chance.
This reminds me of when a girl who had been in the business for 1-2 months got an Urban X nomination because she was fucking one of the owners. At least those idiots knew better than to give her the award.
May Cubbi and Moe’s flame together shine brighter than the brightest star in the sky.
To be clear, we don’t think Moe and Cubby’s relationship had anything to do with her winning this prestigious award. It’s just a coincidence :). I mean I’ve never heard of XBIZ giving someone something they didn’t earn, man the FunGus on my foot is flaring up, sorry where was I, oh yeah they are a legit and storied award show. Just ask James Bartholet…
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This is one of those everyone knows but is afraid to say anything stories. Girls put so much emphasis on awards that they will sit quietly and get fucked over
Remember when that ugly whore Emily Evermore was banging gay phone sex power bottom Lord Master Damiem aka Mike Ramone? Ah, the days when the award show was somewhat interesting.
lol
And BTW, I had to look up a scene from this whore, since I have never heard of her. Just…eww. The horrible bolt-ons, the botox lips, and the stupid tats. Did I actually see candy corn inked onto her arm? And someone please call the 1990s so they can reclaim their blonde/brunette skunk hairdo? I predict she has the porn shelf life eqivalent of raw seafood left on the beach.
This isn’t true. This is false information. I know for a fact.
You sound slow. Did you ride to school on a short bus?
Yeah my parents were siblings. So what a*******?
Explains a lot.
Shelby, brave of you to admit you’re inbred. I will pray for you.
I’m slow. Did you read this f****** article? They can’t even spell her name half the time right? It’s really s***** maybe y’all should have like somebody proofread this before y’all put out this f****** trash. It’s like a f****** kindergartener wrote this b******* I think you’re a little slow buddy. I’m just going to leave it at that. You are a bunch of f****** idiots it all looks like f****** trash and that’s exactly what it is.
I found you.
Okay I don’t care ? Your pure shit just like this alleged article. They say your first name is a true reflection of yourself. Nice. Says a lot about you hoe.
Dude, why are you gay?
This is all false information. This should be taken down. If it’s true I want to hear the source. If not I’m just going to contact her and have her contact y’all.
It’s a fact. She fucked him for an award
Sounds like slander! I’m not seeing any sources thrown out here so as far as I’m concerned this is all b******* and y’all are just trying to blemish her.
Libel is written; slander is spoken. Learn the difference before lighting that torch.
Okay then if it’s true where’s the source? I mean people can go around saying they know something saying they have something and not have shit.. So as far as I’m concerned, this is hearsay and it’s more like allegedly.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
…that’s a line from a film. Fact.