This came across my Google Alerts
It would seem super successful Shy Love forgot to pay her Go- Daddy bill.
I’ll start a GoFundMe so we can get her back on the monkey bars.
UPDATE: After this story went live, shekels were gathered and the site was renewed. Now this means the Earth will continue to spin, the sun will rise tomorrow, boxed wine will continue to be the drink of choice for poors, kittens will continue to be adorable, Derek Hay will continue to have a great smile, and we will continue to ride majestic translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.