This past weekend I was blessed to witness some of the greatest social media moments of 2021. Including but not limited to, fan art, fanboys begin trolled by fake fanboys, a no name drug addict thinking she should get paid for interviews, and a girl who alleges she has top secret clearance. The latter will be covered today.
So Saturday I’m minding my own business, when I get this text from someone who shall remain nameless. His name rhymes with Rosco. No it’s not the Nazi troll Julika, but someone who’s so legendary people name their dogs after him…
Once I sifted thru his penis pics, I found this:
These were posted by Tana Waters, communications between her and Col Major Astrid Star. Apparently, Capt Corporal Star can have people banned from porn, for life. That’s pretty impressive for a James Bartholet client with 59 scene credits in 4 years. Drugs are bad.
Had this been her only transgression, I probably would of just ignored it. This is porn, it’s full of people who THINK they matter.
But then Astrid “Rambo” Star kept going:
She may very well be ex-navy, she’s claiming to be in the navy currently, which would frown on her doing porn.
The one that really pissed me off, was her saying she is a 9/11 Veteran.
She was born in 1989, which mean she was 12 when Terrorists flew planes into the Twin Towers and attacked the Pentagon.
In one tweet she claims to have been in the Navy from 2008-2018 (10 years), then a couple words later claims she still works for the navy, then claims to be a 9/11 vet, with 8 years service.
She’s obviously lying, but maybe she’s so drugged up she really can’t remember what she says.
She’s a disgusting liar trying to use 9/11 for sympathy, anyone with a calculator could see she’s a fucking piece of shit liar.
I can’t wait to read part 2 of this. I watched one of you make fun of Aria Banks the best part was when she denied being on drugs. Thats a prerequisite for signing with brian b.
This whole article is a lye and he look so atupid because Astrid has evidence she wasn’t in the military and even posted her dd214 for everyone’s to say when she served and the amount of time . Hi sorry guy looks stupid making up shit with no evidence . All he does is talk out of his ass. What a loser
Astrid has evidence she was in the navy and already posted her dd214. You are right this guy is a liar and has no evidence of anything except Astrid proved him wrong . Literally no one likes a gossiper who spreads lies your like a high school girl gossiping grow up old man who lives in youltners basement . Why do you care that Astrid legally has a top secret clearance and can prove it . It seems you care so much because you are scared and trying to hide something illegal you have done. Like underage girls at your… Read more »
This guy is fucked . You should never mess with military brothers and sisters in arms. We have already fought together and we aren’t scared to die for one another . Leave our sister in arms Astrid star alone . Last chance civilian last chance .
-DOJ Affairs
do you and Astrid smoke crack together
If anyone does drugs it’s you .I heard from the grapevine from some pretty high up people that you do meth and heroin. Astrid doesn’t do drugs and everyone that knows her and hangs out with her knows that. Stop trying to project your problems on other people because deep down everyone knows the truth : that you are the drug addict and you live a life of lies. You should get help or try rehab and stop hating on people that are clean and sober , just because you aren’t doesn’t mean Astrid isn’t. She can post even more… Read more »
Tana Waters is a crazy bitch too. There isn’t a second of the day where that girl isn’t drunk or on drugs.
Youraraper . Your a loser talking down on military !!! Have fun in your death bed
Settle down Astrid, stolen valor is a serious offense, use an IP masker next time you wanna bomb the site no one reads with 20 comments..Didn’t they teach you that on top secret school
She has proof you tried to take away her earned valor and service. Everyone screen shotted it and we save it. We all have evidence. We all are coming for you legally . Hope you are aware you broke a federal offense which is a felony . Police and authorities and the united states department of justice have all been notified. You met your match this time !
Semper Fi
Hell yah ! #astridarmy
Astrid, stop already, the drugs are messing with your mind..it must suck having to comment over and over, you suck cock for a living, and are so bad at it, you cant find a crash test dummy to defend you..So you’re forced to do it yourself, you’ve average less than one scene a month. Porn isn’t for you, maybe you should that top secret clearance you lied about and get a job at Arbys
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Lamenewsarticle. All your news articles are fake. You have no evidence of anything . Your a bully who hides behind a profile picture on twitter. Astrid Star is a navy veteran and you lied about her just like you lie in all your news articles . No one likes you .
I agree this guys news articles are lame and all fake . At least make it well written . This is garbage . Astrid star is a veteran with a top secret clearance get over it . It’s like he’s jealous that she served in the military And he never did anything except sit in his mamas basement . Seriously who the hell is mean to someone because they served in the military .people need to find this guy . He thinks no one will do anything to him but he messed with the wrong people these time .
Stolen valor. Hell bound
The only person stealing valor away from anyone is you. It’s an illegal offense . Astrid went on twitter posting all her military pictures and her official government document of her dd214 not ky proving everything she said was true , but also proving everything you said about her is a lie therefore you are illegally slandering her name . Leave the veteran alone .pick on someone who actually did something wrong . Astrid is a sweetheart.. you got proved wrong. Now move along and admit you were wrong . No one likes someone who can’t admit they were wrong… Read more »
Exactly ! It’s funny when the bully loses !!! Straight heaven !! This dude and this trash fake ass website is all lies and fake !!! Haha he looks so stupid now !!! ???
Astrid pretending to be 8 people is pure comedy.She spells the same word wrong in every single comment. I look forward to the next post, I know you guys all to well, it’s like a That’s what she said comment, you can try not to, but at some point it comes out
Dude she proved you wrong . You look like an idiot . Move on .
You are just mad that she has actual real fans and active military and veterans you pissed off !! It’s ok to admit you feel sad and you met your match. Your not very smart so it’s not that hard to out smart you . We already did. Got you right where we needed to.
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