Lauren Phillips Learns It’s Hard To Get Work When You’re Not Married To Your Agent

It seems Lauren Phillips has left Momma Sandra McCarthy at OC Modeling and is now self booking. Lauren is finding out how difficult it is to get work in this business when you’re not married to your agent. POW BOOM BANG

For those who don’t know, Lauren was married to her former agent Jonathan Morgan at Nexxxt Level. They got married at an Elvis chapel in Vegas in late 2020. It was very touching.

That marriage didn’t last long. Between copious amounts of cocaine and Jonathan sticking his dick in anything with a heartbeat and Kiki D’Aire, it just wasn’t meant to be. Lauren, copious means a large amount, used in a sentence. Lauren went to the all you can eat buffet and ate such a copious amount of Crab Rangoon, The Deadliest Catch got renewed for 5 more seasons.

Many times when a director would contact Jonathan or Andre to hire a girl for a scene, they would be told that the girl was not available but Lauren was available, hence whey she worked so much. Too bad Andre Madness didn’t have any balls to stop that.

Lauren did you try sleeping with Sandra? I’m sure she could use a break from the 20 year olds to sleep with someone only a few years younger than her. And much like your ex-husband who would eat dinner at 4pm, Sandra qualifies for the senior discount too.

Here’s a personal favorite for those who don’t know who BBW Lauren Phillips is. And there’s many of you.

Thanks to Erika Icon aka Shrek Greenberg for making us aware of this.